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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️
@ProFlatlander
Artificial Lift Enthusiast. Tortilla aficionado. Timor mendax est. Thanks & Wreck Em
Entrou em Nisan 2021
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@1995Geezer Good week/weekend to own a hotel in the Lubbock area.
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Gonna be real with yall.. Lubbock drivers are not great. Like maybe worse than Midland. Its a toss up at the very least.
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@Mike_TH1984 I’m not ready for the big leagues, man.
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@ProFlatlander My neighborhood in Katy is 50% H1-B visa holders. Come drive here for a while and you will say Lubbock/Midland drivers are great
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@okie_jayhawk This was South Lubbock. Travel baseball mom based on the stickers in her escalade.
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@PLM_Pimp I was waiting for traffic to clear so I could turn left leaving my folks neighborhood in South Lubbock and a lady in a new Escalade pulled into the right lane, went straight across four lanes with on coming traffic and turned left. Then a hard right into Starbucks. Bold.
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@ProFlatlander Played Frogger while walking the pup this morning.
Crosswalks are akin to a yellow light here. Speed up just enough to assert dominance over the waiting pedestrian and make sure they don't dare cross.
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@oilallaround This is year 9 for me. Look forward to it every year.
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@rick_bergman_ That wall paper is sick. Also a huge MCRC fan here.
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@NightCompanyman @PLM_Pimp Like a ray of sunshine from heaven. Hitting Aldridge this weekend.
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@PLM_Pimp Use Texas Tee as a natural fertilizer option + Revive as a wetting agent to retain more water. The winning combo.
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@UniBall_Actual @PermiOG The whole 550 stretch is so legit. Love stopping at Molas Pass and stretching the legs for a bit.
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@PermiOG Ridgway and Ouray go so fucking hard. I love it there.
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@Aubrey___K Bro WTF. I just panic opened my calendar.
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@wtxoil @okie_jayhawk @Landmannery She’ll fade, we’ll get a ten minute sprinkle. The midland bubble will remain undefeated(I hope I have to eat these words)
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And its not even close.
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I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke
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@Josh_W_Owens @Keegannnnn For sure. I have core childhood road trip memories to Representing the Mambo album.
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@ProFlatlander @Keegannnnn Came here to say this. Especially Live from Columbus!
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I’m probably late to this, but The Marshall Tucker band fucking jams
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