Land, man

Curling isn't a real sport. Texas: "Hold my beer"

@Pref_Right Once I get the email with the information I'll forward it along to you.

@PLM_Pimp Wife and I are interested also. A bunch of friends there and they love it

So what's the deal with La Estancia in Odessa? This place is dope.

@jrs_mesh @unusual_whales also not complaining, I love high gas prices

@unusual_whales Remember when everyone was losing their shit about Biden doing this? And when gas prices were "high" but lower than they are now.

Nearly half of the crude oil released from the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve is being exported, a fresh sign of how severely global supplies have tightened amid the Iran war, per Bloomberg.

@Aubrey___K I think they signed up at least two of us

@PLM_Pimp If you gotta ask….

@kelly_dodson @CampingWorld Take the wrong exit out of the Midland Costco and you're driving an extra two miles back to town.

@CampingWorld Have you driven I-10 through West Texas?

if you miss your exit...just take the next one??

@Jack_McClendon @biggs_josh Cherry Creek though 🤌

@Jack_McClendon @biggs_josh Denver was bad pre covid, but the 16th street mall is now unrecognizable

Just left downtown Denver. Has there been any study about when or how we just decided to accept homeless, drug addicted people to behave like maniacs in broad daylight on a weekday morning?

@birria_Energy @Budgetdog_ temu retatrutide

@Budgetdog_ C’mon man—you gotta tell us the stack!!

Peptides are crazy. I worked with a natural doctor to get mine that aligned with all my testing I did. Three weeks on my new protocol and my strength/recovery has exploded. Highly recommend.

Billion dollar idea: Drop shipping Ford Raptors

@zacurate @KVanthof @RedWavePress @joerogan Virant is a good dude!

@KVanthof @RedWavePress @joerogan Start here. I'll send you my copy if needed.

Joe Rogan: “I talked to Tim Dillon today… He told me that gas is $7.90 a gallon in LA right now.” Brendan Schaub: “And that's down from what it was. I was out there a month shooting a commercial and it was up to $8.40 something.” Joe Rogan: “Here's what I don't understand. Are we getting oil from Iran?... So are they just f*cking us in the a$$?” “Or is it global prices went up because some of the gas can’t get to where it needs to go, and so they need to make that money so they just f*ck you. Isn’t it funny? They’re like, we’re going to make money no matter what. The American people are going to lose money so we make the same amount of money. F*ck you, you need oil.” “[Oil executives are] a bunch of crooks. We should have a national oil company and only sell in America. Keep it in house so no matter what foul sh*t we do outside the in the world [prices don’t go up].” “Even though U.S. is the largest oil producer, companies can sell oil on the global market to whoever pays the highest price. High world prices still translate into high domestic gas prices.” “Hey, Mr. President, please fix that.”

@ManchesterUtd81 @KVanthof @RedWavePress @joerogan @Diamondback_EP That'd be huge @joerogan

@KVanthof @RedWavePress @joerogan Joe give Kaes the mic and let him cook as you clearly want your questions answered... Why not get some answers by the CEO of $FANG aka @Diamondback_EP diamondbackenergy.com/management/kae…

@RedWavePress @joerogan give the people that work in this vitally important US based industry a chance to explain

@upandtotherigh5 no helmets

@PLM_Pimp Portman is cycling kit ✔️

Pumping Black - things you shouldn't Google on your work computer. Pumping Black is a forthcoming thriller film starring Jonathan Bailey and Natalie Portman, focused on the high-stakes, dangerous world of professional cycling doping.

@RealPETE2020 👀 @timdunntexas

I’m excited to announce I am relocating to Atlanta, GA and will be seeking housing

@amy_bresnen @austintexasgov Is there really a Nike store on South Congress??

MAKING SOUTH CONGRESS PROUD @austintexasgov

@rick_bergman_ If I was back in Austin I'd line up to buy one.

@PLM_Pimp The watch actually pops out and there’s a ton of companies already providing wristwatch snap-ins just for this line. They retail for 400 and resell is already 3000 for a few of them 😭

I’m not a huge watch guy but the audemars piguet x swatch collab is marketing genius.

@GavinDouglas12 Off of Neely

@PLM_Pimp Where was this???

Someone's Roomba is about to become roadkill.

@TennisonEddie Second highest pay in the country, I thought? Behind NYC?

Why in the hell would anybody want to be a cop in Austin Texas?