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Land, man

@PLM_Pimp

Secure the land and manage the people.

Stephenville, TX Katılım Şubat 2020
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Land, man
Land, man@PLM_Pimp·
Curling isn't a real sport. Texas: "Hold my beer"
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Ripping Whale
Ripping Whale@zacurate·
Free 6-month 4cast license to the first person that can tell me what STR this is. Hint: I don't know, but will find out.
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Land, man@PLM_Pimp·
Does anyone know when the new hotels are opening up? Double Tree The Locklin
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Land, man@PLM_Pimp·
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Land, man
Land, man@PLM_Pimp·
@texastalkin @zacurate Diamondback's check stubs have Viper's contact information on there. I think it's the smart move. Some companies think the perception looks bad 🤷‍♂️
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Ripping Whale
Ripping Whale@zacurate·
How are you, a man/woman who works for an operator and knows ball, not buying mineral deals on the side? Prefer stocks or just scared?
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O&GDaddy@o_gdaddy·
@PLM_Pimp I know you’re billing hours too while that script is running
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O&GDaddy@o_gdaddy·
How long is long enough to reach out to heirs of a deceased mineral owner? For example: the person passed away 3 weeks ago.
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Underdog Wireline
Underdog Wireline@UnderdogOFS·
Also available in chopped & screwed! Pre-Order today!
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Ripping Whale@zacurate·
Monitoring the situation from a Jewish deli in Texas.
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Land, man
Land, man@PLM_Pimp·
@fortworthchris Commodity prices (natural gas) affect on meat prices. Natty is still cheap, in my opinion, but considering most corn we grow is for feed and corn consumes more natural gas for fertilizer than, say, cotton or soy. Is there a direct impact or are farmers moving to other crops?
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Chris Powers
Chris Powers@fortworthchris·
Six years ago, I did an episode called Cattle Industry 101 that was very popular. On Monday, I'm sitting down with Jordan Levi - the largest cattle feeder in America. We're going to dig even further into the cattle industry and what's going on today. What would you like to know?
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Land, man@PLM_Pimp·
This Afroman trial is wild
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Permian Landman
Permian Landman@PermianLandman·
It's not top tier, but all of this for 38 bucks after tip. It runs circles around expensive ass joints that use the bullshit artsy fartsy pickles and onions.
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Jake Y
Jake Y@JakeYentzen·
A gal in my neighborhood is selling these landman books. She says some are antiques? Is this uncommon and desireable? DM me if interested and I’ll connect yall.
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