Shimon

I made the hard decision to leave home after my service year and relocate to Lagos, and so far it hasn’t been what I expected. I started by enrolling in a Master’s programme at UNILAG in History and Strategic Studies and graduated in January with an excellent result. While on the programme, I stayed in the school hostel as it was the cheapest and safest place I could stay. Since graduating, I’ve been squatting with friends, and I must say they’ve given me a lot of time to get my own space. Getting accommodation in Lagos has been hellish, specifically because agents collect fees without finding accommodation within my budget. Ironically, the hope of getting a job has been slim, as I’ve just been surviving on small gigs that aren’t sustainable. I’m good at sales, have basic knowledge of data analysis, and I’m a fast learner. Right now, my biggest dream is to get accommodation within my means on the Mainland and a stable job. I’m hopeful 🙏

@benjitaylor You're ridiculous 😭

Ordering lunch to the 𝕏 office using 𝕏 Money funded by my 𝕏 paycheck that was deposited to my 𝕏 account

@SIRUYIOSA You can never be on the right and wrong part in Nigeria.

Sebi u don convert your generator to gas Abi you go convert am back

@ysuckme @beyoumf ❤️

@beyoumf ❤️

if your MOM is alive, Drop a❤️

@KumakechFranci4 Just repost

@Pro_Shimon I follow back immediately

At this rate, I won't hit 5 million impressions within three months. Still a lot of work to do. Let's raise this account 🚀

@ayooluwa4real @FabrizioRomano Your reaction is as a result of his approach of always taking your team's best players on a free.

@FabrizioRomano What effontary, what audacity This man is full of himself ....vote him out

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “I will bring more players. Everyone who knows me knows that great players want to play for Real Madrid and I want to bring them in”. “I will MAKE IT HAPPEN”, told AS.

@Theoladeledada Great effort from the boys.

Tweet like Cristiano Ronaldo

@theMadridZone Moving like a clown. You're not yet the president brouda

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme announces that his SUPERSTAR SIGNING is ERLING HAALAND.

@McDivad 😂

@Pro_Shimon Naira week 🤣

Dollar, Euro and pound can be pluralized. Why not Naira? Like 500 Nairas 😂

@Theoladeledada Nikita abi nah Nokia no get work

X don finally turn to XTok, its every 7 market days they bring new updates that we don’t need

@McDivad Yes 😂😂

@Pro_Shimon With our Naira 😂

Brain fog makes you think you're getting mad.

Did you pray your Rosary today?

You are getting fatter than your helper 😭😂

@AfiaDimp_le We can achieve this if we all engage one another

Very soon your analytics will start looking like this

@Wizarab10 Hahahaha

😂😂😂

@Theoladeledada Send aza

A moving man is tired, I need credit alert

@Theoladeledada @SirJarus Delusion

You mean if I try with 22k, I can buy a three bedroom detached from @SirJarus