ugly retarded faggot

now there's no use in pretending to be two people. why, there's hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!

@girltwinkslushy happy birthday oomf

It’s my birthday and I haven’t received 1,004 happy birthday messages yet. I’m sorely disappointed

@platedpanda marry halimede. my ex blew decker and while she never said anything negative about him towards me, i have to keep in mind that the fact that she's had sex with me reflects very poorly on her judgement so i'm not fucking him. kill decker and fuck the rando i guess?

you can’t choose to kill your self

@notacharlataan @JCervantes7410 @desusnice @THEKIDMERO @NYCMayor mamdani might be the only nigga that could bring desus and mero together if we're being fr... inshallah

@JCervantes7410 @desusnice @THEKIDMERO @NYCMayor make this happen

I need @desusnice and @THEKIDMERO (no victor) in milk studio right fucking now

it's happened before lmao

no laughing

@plaplord116 i mean, i stole the idea from @isabellainlaw so you're not really copying me lol. we're both copying her. x.com/isabellainlaw/…

I want to copy @RACEPLAYHITLER and also make a Oomf penis tier list now. Would anyone volunteer!

by looking me up, i mean he scanned me with his eyes starting his way down and working his way up

i sang creep with some moid at the bar who literally looked me up and went "fuck you're beautiful"

going home. while i did not leave the bar and go on an "adventure", i still consider this a successful night simply by virtue of the fact that i actually had fun

i got tipped a dollar for my performance of creep lmfao

the karaoke bar was fun until this nigga sang a love song

i found a karaoke bar and i'm actually having fun even though i'm still alone

i've gone inside three different bars and two of them were playing ru paul's drag race

using my terminal case of severe brainworms to clock every tranny that walks past me

just paid fifteen dollars at the lesbian bar for a drink that was way too strong #yepijustgotraped

yall please give me the courage to go to this lesbian bar im so scared i feel like i'm gonna look like one of those rapehons who invade women's spaces

@faeriemoder @girlsbian_ just texted him

@RACEPLAYHITLER @girlsbian_ do this!

"why don't trans women ever date each other" that seems to be all they do actually

getting a date for an ffs consult just to no longer worry about getting ffs and instead start worrying about what if i don't like the results 😭

@MaleToFaggot "mid" and your ass makes me want to snort dilaudid off of it

im so fucking mid but at least people like when i post hole

@moi_division i'm not pretty

@RACEPLAYHITLER it just means pretty boy

would detransition but it's fucking bleak trying to date as a 5'3" man