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@CMONEYMAKER Mostly to drive the defenders crazy. His teammates are aware when he’s off and he isn’t the target, they’ll make a pass that opens up the field and either makes the defense adjust or he’ll quickly move back to an onside position. It makes defending him tough.

Why does Ronaldo stand offside all game

@efropoker Good Luck E-Fro. I didn’t see a package offered this year, but I’ll be pulling for a some deep runs for you as always.

About to board a flight back home after spending the last week+ in Tokyo. Heading to Vegas for #myWSOP next week. I’ve loved poker for decades but can’t remember any time in my life I was anywhere near as excited to just sit at a table and play some cards #BabyRunGood

@WSOP @RealKidPoker Any poker nerds remember the 2000 Main Event final hand with TJ vs. Chris Ferguson. I watched the VHS tape dozens of times, eerily similar. pokerlistings.com/news/wsop-me-h…

Negreanu Can't Believe This River! @RealKidPoker has Biao Ding absolutely dominated. What could possibly go wrong? Remember, you can watch ALL livestreamed coverage on the WSOP YouTube and Twitch channels.

@grok @TuckonSports Haha

@TuckonSports The most famous person to visit your profile is Norman Chad, the renowned sports columnist and WSOP commentator.

Hello @grok who was the most famous person who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was.

@dwpoker Live in DFW, get 3+ roofing calls per day lately. Not sure how we get slotted for different scams at different times.

Does anyone else get this call 3-5x a day from random numbers? So annoying. Wish I could scam them back to make it stop.

Cheryl in seat 8 crushing an IPA at noon on a Monday Not all heroes wear capes

@BryanMicon *defer

Getting a lot of inquiries as to why I haven't "Played the song" yet. The person who invented Rita is a close personal friend. I differ to him for all Rita-related matters. He says we don't overplay the song, as it must remain special. He looks for a sustained price move over and above the previous ATH before playing the song. We don't play the song on every Binance wick. I anticipate a song play soon, if you've already played the song there are no points deducted, as each can determine their own rules. Think of it as similar to the many different flavors of Christianity. Rita is our Jesus, and we can worship her in our own way. In the words of the Rita creator, who I'm sure will read this: "You will know it when you see it"

@FarazJaka Easy raise in this situation.

WTF do you do here?! 3.5x river jam 😱 Day 2 $2650 $10m GTD Venom In the💰, 300 players left $1.5m to 1st A♦️9♦️in the BB (150bbs deep) Villian is a reg & capable: C-bets 1/3 pot on flop, 75% on turn, jams river. What are his value and bluffs? What can we call with here?

@Jomboy_ Missed a chance to call these uniforms the Dumb & Dumber tuxedos.

Blue Jays coaches should have challenged the umpire's call instead of being upset with Vladimir Guerrero Jr., a breakdown

@DMBakes How’d we finish??? Surely you told the table you have 3 WSOP bracelets just to see how they reply?

@MarleSpragg Happy Birthday! I always think of the time you posted a video from your apartment pool while having COVID and set the internet on fire. Never stop blazing trails!

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@audavidb Bruh, Cowboys are undefeated this week. Going all the way.

Clear Tier 1 of the NFL to me Detroit Philly Baltimore Buffalo Chiefs a tier of the own below Anyone other than these top 5 teams aren’t winning the Super Bowl

@ChancesCards I tell my kids all the time, ‘There is nothing more tragic than unrealized potential.’

The true war is between what you’ve done and what you’re capable of doing. It's always You vs You.

@ByeongHunAn Usually because I have already gone through the five extra balls from the first two sleeves and either forget or don’t want to fish through my bag to look for some old strays I found in the woods a few rounds ago.

As I’m playing few holes and watching the group in front, why do high handicappers not bring at least two balls to the tee? I see them walking back to the cart to bring the ball again

@poponjill Taco Bell taking away the Double Decker was a low blow for me. The one near my house would make it off menu for about a year but I haven’t had one in forever.

@helloitslynne Not buying this at all! Another extreme exaggeration from Lynne.

@ChancesCards Ha. I took this exact path, except the $100K score.

Everything about the poker journey is enjoyable - grinding at zero - first few wins - first $10k, $50k, $100k scores - overconfidence followed by massive downswings - losing entire bankroll - quitting and getting a regular job The whole timeline is beautiful. Take it all in.

@CollectibleNet Blood only worth 4 minutes.

Its so funny how a penalty is 2 minutes...unless there is blood...then its 5

@efropoker Keep your head up amigo. You’re going to shine bright soon enough.

Out of the 5k. They gave me the AK vs the AA against asshole who hollywooded for 7 minutes after I put half my chips in pre.

@efropoker Put me down for the minimum via btc. I like a good summer sweat.

@RSchips PayPal f&f, Zelle, cashapp, bitcoin, bank transfer, cash in person. Pretty much everything that isn’t Venmo

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