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@MaddysHoG Chuck needed a comic relief sidekick.

Hey, Death, you can stop now, dammit!

This is the "journalist" who wrote this article:

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945 The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945 COINCIDENCE? Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

@Ranting_Monkey you got a 2fer. Chuck Norris and Nicholas Brendan. I hope you slept well

SOMEONE HELP ME!!! I CAME FOR CHUCK NORRIS, BUT HE INFORMED ME HE ACTUALLY CAME FOR ME

Nicholas Brendan died today too.

@jessiegender Woke didn't exist in the 60s.

Star Trek was always woke. The fact these people complain about “wokeness” in Star Trek kinda proves they missed Gene Roddenberrys whole point with Star Trek.

@omdimbeyachad Israel is a free country that allows protests. as opposed to Iran and many muslim countries.

Cordell and Trivette reunited once again. 🙏 #ChuckNorris

@Timcast Not enough troops for an invasion

Trump Preps BOOTS ON THE GROUND In Iran Says media, Trump Says NO | Timcast IRL w/ Devory Darkins x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@TheCriticalDri2 430k in 16 hours, not bad

Cry harder, bitch.

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Did Stalin ever unperson any Old Bolshevik like Bukharin or Trotsky faster than the American center-left establishment is unpersonning Cesar Chavez this week?

@ClownWorld He looks like Ben Stiller

Best community note ever 😂🔥🔥

Now I understand the pain our fathers felt when the Duke died.

@USMC @usairforce St. Peter was too slow opening the gates.

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis