@fialafallo This is why the best Oilers fans don’t live anywhere near Edmonton. Stinking shithole it is.
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@FarmGirlCarrie That's a masterclass, no changes. Burning to death is said to be one of the most painful ways to die, worse than drowning. She nailed it.
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Her neighbor r*ped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint. He served seven years, then walked free on parole.
The day María del Carmen García ran into him near her home, he looked her in the eye and asked how her daughter was doing.
She went and bought gasoline. She found him in a bar. She poured it over him and lit a match.
Antonio Cosme d*ed in the hospital with burns over 90% of his body. María del Carmen García was arrested the same day.
What would you have done in her place?
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@NHLRussell Nothing will ever be funnier, and more ironic than an LA Queens fan crying about missed calls…
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Per @RobTheHockeyGuy Gene Principe will not be the host and reporter for the Oilers vs Ducks Sportsnet broadcast. It will instead be Scott Oake
Thoughts?
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What the hell am I looking at
Kop@kopitarrulesftw
@nhl_review Pretty sure you meant to put THIS...
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El culo de Anissa es más estético, pinta bien para acabarle arriba, pero siento que no sería TAN TAN cojible, no lo veo rebotando en mí pija. En cambio el de Eve es full carne, temblaria como gelatina, además que es más grande en proporción a las caderas. También es acabable.
Santi👑@Santiwtv__
who’s the hottest Anissa or Atom Eve
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@oilersdailyy Until 10 minutes into game 1 when Gudas takes off his skate and stabs McDavid and Ducks fans are just like 'lol legal play' and he gets a $2500 fine.
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it hasn’t even been an hour since it was announced we are playing the ducks and i already like the ducks twitter fans 100x more than the kings twitter fans.
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Anyone who genuinely thinks Colorado is going to sweep LA is in for a rude awakening
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You're lucky Edmonton. With LA's better depth, your bad D and bad goaltending this year would have been different! #GoKingsGo #LetsGoOilers
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NEW: “This is the “fuel” they pulled from my Audi at the Esso/Circle K in Summerside. $3,500 in damage.” - Submitted in the DMs.
YEGWAVE@yegwave
The Esso station at Ellerslie Road and Summerside Drive in south Edmonton had several of its pumps taken out of service Wednesday after multiple drivers reported their vehicles stalling or failing to start shortly after filling up at the location. Drivers who filled up at the location told YEGWAVE they believe water may have been mixed into the fuel, causing their vehicles to stall or fail to start. The situation spread quickly through the Summerside community, with residents warning each other not to fuel up at the Circle K-operated station.
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@Shae_Nuge93 Exactly this, I've been saying this isn't our year since November and that we need to fail to get real change. Use the summer and come back a beast.
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See the problem with this analysis is that all three of the “top teams in the west” will be gone after the Kings have their way with them
Eric Macramalla@EricMacramalla
The NHL's playoff seeding format will result in one of the best three teams in the West gone after Round 1, and two of the top three teams gone after the second (Avs/Stars/Wild). This is not defensible. Go with 1-8, etc. Guerin is right.
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You’ll never see Three teams play harder tonight than the Ducks, Kings, Oilers to avoid playing the Avalanche 🤣🤣
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@NewWorldOilers LA 7-1-2 in last 10 lol but go on about worst team. Also added Panarin and they would’ve beaten the Oil last year had their idiot coach not screwed things up
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Edmonton will play one of LA, Anaheim or Colorado.
Who do you want to see them play? Who do you think is their best shot at advancing?
For me it’s…
LA - worst LA team in the last 5 years
Anaheim - Mid. Worried what Gudas/Trouba does.
Colorado - Wagon minus the goaltending
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@NewWorldOilers It doesn't matter, we're back-to-back Western Conference champs, we can beat any of them if we are healthy and 2/3 if we are not.
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@Steve_Dangle That "LFR19 - Game 82 - Book The Tee Time" LFR is gonna hit like crack.
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