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🚨 STRIKE INTEGRATION ANNOUNCEMENT! We're building the following features: → automated strategy vaults → one-click hedging → binary price markets (already live) Ascend and Strike will be connected to automatically allow users to trade across both platforms using probability and price signals, helping to manage risk and rebalance positions 🔥

🔗 testnet.ascend.market/events/2026-fi…

Stop yapping on X and come trade on Ascend 🔥

🚨 NEW MARKET ALERT: 2026 FIFA World Cup Winner @FIFAcom x @MidnightNtwrk x @AscendPerps 🔥 Which country would you long with 100x leverage? Spain 🇪🇸 Argentina 🇦🇷 Brazil 🇧🇷 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 France 🇫🇷

Onboarding new users to Cardano happens through experiences like Music Video Fest! MVF turns artists into distribution and their fans into participants, leveraging infra we built to deliver a seamless, frictionless experience. This is how Cardano reaches new people 🔥

If builder posts like this garnered the same attention as drama posts, we'd be much further ahead 🫨

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@RefreshedPixel @AscendPerps No processed carbs ❌

Can we monetize arguments within Cardano? Asking for a friend @AscendPerps

🚨 MASUMI PARTNERSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT! The first Midnight trading agent is now live on @MasumiNetwork Agents can plug in, executes trades and interact with Ascend markets instantly. The future of DeFi is agent-driven, we're making sure Midnight is ready.

Random 3am thoughts... Being in the trenches for so long I never realized how humbling building something of your own would be All the founders out there know what I’m talking about It’s really hard but I am loving every minute of it and I’m pretty sure I am now obsessed. The team you surround yourself with makes or breaks you. Grateful to have @samjefree beside me knowing how to turn my ideas into something meaningful. Our testnet has been running for a week now and the momentum has been insane. 30,000 transactions done by people onboarding to Midnight from almost every major ecosystem: ETH, SOL, BNB, Hyperliquid, etc Not to sound sappy but randomly feeling grateful for this journey so far in the middle of the night 🤣 I came from the trenches and now I’m going to deliver one of the most insane trading experiences in all of crypto. Midnight DeFi is loading. We have a lot of things in the pipeline and I cannot wait to see where we take this. We're either gonna win or die trying. Time to Ascend mfers!

@cNFTfART Nice one!!

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oh, “april fools”? what if i told you i have a gun.

@MinswapIntern Sounds like something someone would say on April Fool’s 🧐

🚨 WARNING CRYPTO HOLDERS! APRIL FOOLS DAY IS TODAY. BEWARE OF FAKE CRYPTO ANNOUNCEMENTS!

@AscendPerps @FatTSoprano @Fluffi_Crypto @H_A_P__P__Y hey guys check this out

ASCEND TESTNET IS LIVE WITH $10K TRADING COMPETITION! 💰 testnet.ascend.market Multichain from Day 1, we're live on EVM, SOL, Midnight & Cardano. Ascend brings Midnight-based ZK-settled trades for instant speed & security. Cardano now has prediction perps 🔥

BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE VALIDATES CARDANO AS SECOND-MOST QUANTUM-READY BLOCKCHAIN 😱😱😱 Tech titan Google ranks $ADA as the #2 quantum-ready blockchain, spotlighting its advanced defenses against future quantum threats. This positions Cardano as a top contender for institutional trust in a rapidly evolving crypto landscape.

🚨 BREAKING: Satoshi just transferred 20 BTC to Midnight mainnet! Rumor has it he heard @AscendPerps is the only place you can trade private prediction perps with up to 1001x leverage 😳

@AscendPerps has integrated Bodega 🔥 Thank you & Keep on the good work guys!!

Excited to announce we've integrated @BodegaCardano Trade Bodega markets on Ascend, with leverage! 🔥 Live Markets: → Will @snek reach 200M MC by end of 2026 → Crude OIL closes above $100 on May 1, 2026 Midnight DeFi rises!

@warnerbros preparing for their next Willy Wonka film. Kit Kat River flowing down a mountain.