ReigateWalker

@richardosman The author 's weary signature changes a book from a piece of Art into Currency.

I've signed 18,000 (👀) copies of #TheLastDevilToDie this week. A new record for me. They'll be spread out between all the high street and indie booksellers, but they will all be ordered well before publication day so do order one now if you want. Will hopefully do lots of in-store signings too though, so don't worry if you miss out!

@reigatebanstead Thank you

@ReigateWalker Hello. Councillor Nadean Moses is the executive member for the greenspaces that we manage. Thanks, Amelia.

@reigatebanstead Hi, please could you tell me which councillor takes the lead for parks in the borough. Thanks

@stuart_holmes1 @RBBCLeader @Bi66sy Thanks for the tip.

@ReigateWalker @RBBCLeader Alas it doesn’t look like the current incumbent is using this account @Bi66sy

@RBBCLeader When are you going to provide electricity in Prioy Park so ice-cream vans don't sit there with their engines running all day? When are you going to get green?

@reigatebanstead Seriously can anyone park on the field in Priory Park? I might park there tomorrow. Cheaper than using the all day car parks!

Ditto this Fiat 500?

@reigatebanstead why is this GT sports car parked on the field at Prioy Park and not in a car park?

@reigatebanstead the Ford Mustang GT is still parked in the field at Prioy Park.

@piersmorgan You have to be a dick to get in a homemade sub that's not passed a single independent safety test and go 2½ miles below the sea.

BREAKING NEWS: Confirmed: the 5-man crew of the Titan submersible have all very sadly died.

@vlcgreenparty @SurreyCouncil @HighwaysSurrey Also they don't give out reference numbers for re po rts so chasing anytyup is absolutely impossible.

@ReigateWalker @SurreyCouncil @HighwaysSurrey Sorry to hear that. Do you have specific cases I could follow up for you?

@SurreyCouncil @HighwaysSurrey how do residents report parking in a bus stop? Appreciate there may be no facility for reporting DYL parking (tho facilitation of public reporting on DYL & in general wd be an excellent idea!), but surely buses are a priority? What should I advise?

@vlcgreenparty @SurreyCouncil @HighwaysSurrey My Green Party councillor already followed up my complaint. They laughably put it dow to teething problems

@vlcgreenparty @SurreyCouncil @HighwaysSurrey I reported a car parked all day on DYLs. SCC's contractors took no action whatsoever. This was 5 weeks after they took the job on. Give their phone line a try, the mailbox is usually full.

@SurreyCouncil @vlcgreenparty @HighwaysSurrey In my experience your email will be ignored.

@vlcgreenparty @HighwaysSurrey Hi Victoria - Residents should report illegal or inconsiderate parking by sending an email to SurreyParkingEnforcement@nslservices.co.uk with as much information as possible and we will send a patrol if there is one available in the area. Thanks, Sally

@RishiSunak But you aren't reducing debt are you. Instead of increasing interest rates to take money out of the economy why not raise taxes on income of say 75k to 45%?

As well as providing immediate relief for people, I’ve been focused on tackling longer term problems to build a better future for our children and grandchildren. That's why my top three priorities are to halve inflation, grow the economy and reduce debt⬇️

Join me later today for a live update on my plans to halve inflation and continue to support you with the cost of living. Here’s what you need to know before then🧵

@RishiSunak Before you save the world Rishi have a go fixing a few potholes.

But that wasn’t the only big announcement of the day. I was also pleased to reveal that the UK will host the first major global summit on AI - something President Biden confirmed the US will fully support.

Whether in Westminster or Washington, I'm focused on your priorities. This week we took action to: ✅ Cut waiting lists ✅ Grow the economy ✅ Stop the boats Here's how 👇

@reigatebanstead It'd be great to see a few council enforcement officers in Priory Park

A litter free borough is nicer for everyone and better for the environment. Got some rubbish? Don’t find an excuse, find a bin or take it home. #NoRubbishExcuses

@TomSyvret A standards committee being biased against a pathological liar! Whatever next.

@daraobriain @AlanScantlebury The entertainment industry are just as bad as politicians when it comes to self-aggrandisement.

@AlanScantlebury Do people call themselves a different name after they win an Oscar, and expect you to call them that special name? No, they don’t.

Always worth reminding people that you don’t actually HAVE to call them “Sir…” or “Lord..” because we don’t actually live in Fairy-tale Land, and they should grow up and stop giving themselves silly prizes and expecting the rest of us to play along.

@carolvorders @Betfred Where is @RishiSunak? If Rishi had any balls at all he would rip-up The Liar's resignation honours list.

lololololol 😜 Another Tory MP resigns. Nigel Adams his name is No, me neither 😂 Is @Betfred running numbers on how many resigning by Monday morning?? 3 so far Dorries Johnson The other bloke How's "Little Rishi " coping? #GeneralElectionNow