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Bagpuss never went away... 😘

If #PINKISNOTAFLAVOUR, then what are pink shrimps and Percy pigs made of? Buy some pink mice and tell me what flavour that is. I’ll wait. PINK IS NOT A FLAVOUR? What’s candy floss made of then? HahA!

@ambernoelle @essers Viva Las Vegas- but the Dead Kennedy’s version from the Fear and Loathing soundtrack because it’s sublime. Then I’ve two minutes left to fill with Mack the Knife plz. Cos why not go out singing a classic?

In honour of our favourite Radio DJ's return to the BBC tonight, we'll allow anyone in possession of their own big plate to bring it along to the breakfast buffet tomorrow #Alanpartridge

I'm giving away this Sephora lip crayon and lip gloss duo! Layer the gloss over the crayon for a rich, glossy effect. To enter, follow @davelackie & RT

@sammorsextoy Is that an issue for your freebies offer? I am in love with your boob love mutant creature. I’ve already sent you an email but thought I’d tweet so you knew I do actually actively review stuff 👍🏻

@sammorsextoy Hello, I’m reviewing ALL the things and would happily review sex toys too, both here insta and amazon, but I’m based in the UK...

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I hadn’t tried Nimbu Pani yet because I’m just not really a minty person. Boy, was I wrong. This drink is a handful of crushed mint leaves in a glass of freshly made lemonade, with just a whisper of cumin to give it an exotic edge, all made on a long summer’s afternoon. Gorgeous

@JawboxGin @essers @lauriepink

Today the eldest member of our family turns 3! To celebrate we're giving you a chance to win a bottle of Jawbox Classic Dry Gin along with one of each of its siblings... To enter just like this post and tag 2 friends you'd like to celebrate Jawbox's birthday with. T&C's apply

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Dragons Breath from @MagicMeadWine is a good, well flavoured mead, and that’s not something you see a lot of. It’s neither too sweet nor overly heavy, but light and has a hint of warmth and gives it a deliciously medicinal edge. Very pleasant.

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Realm of the Unicorn from @Zymurgorium tastes like it looks, only better. The apologetic notes on the bottle are unnecessary; a thing of beauty is a joy forever, or as long as it lasts, which is no time at all. This tastes of sparkles and fizzy sweets & summer rain. Fantastic 🦄

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Extra Porter Costa Rican Coffee is a long tall glass of dark velvety beauty. It has floral top notes that fade to a caramel richness layered over a soft bitterness reminiscent of the highest percentage single origin chocolate, with a mouthfeel like silk. Utterly magnificent.