maldini..the 5th

@amerix Sasa aje we mzee

Avoid eating food at events, especially events to which you have not been invited. When invited to eat, just say, "Thank you, I am currently fasting." - Drink water - Continue fasting - Cook your food at home The problems with food at events: - They are cooked in seed oils. To make it worse, they recycle the already rancid oils. - The water for cooking may not be good for human use. - The source of the cooked food is unknown. The meat could be infected with anthrax or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (mad cow disease). - Food cooked for mass consumption is poorly prepared and undercooked. - The persons handling the food may transmit food-related pathogens from one plate to the next. - High risk for Clostridium botulinum infection, which causes foodborne botulism or Clostridium perfringens (food poisoning) or other faecal-oral diseases. However, most people today lack discipline. They are greedy and cannot control their primitive cravings for food. That is why they perish. Be a different human being and rise above mass mediocrity. Listen and thank me later. Or, you will diarrhoea until your rectum becomes hot and red. #BetterTogether

@fidelis_mbisi Dinywa

Nobody: cab drivers👇🏾

@AtworiYa Huyu amevaa garbage bag?

Gaitho is the happiest Fatman in Africa, may he keep on winning... 😂

@MuthoniNai96374 Masimp hucheza rough

Woiiiii boychild anaona dust everywhere, tia mtu mimba mambo ya proposals wachana nayo🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chris29ke Akili sasa

Ukipata kama huyu nini ngine utataka

@TeacherInocent Funza technical...uone mwanafunzi anakuja na gari na wewe haukukula supper

we teachers are suffering more than any other profession.

@fuegoshawrry777 Uzuri pesa ikiwa ...ugliness inadilute but dem hajeiva ni hivo for life.

For an ugly nigga, unakuanga na mdomo sana.

@KyaloIntel Boda na underage girls ✌️

A young horny man, a boda boda rider, has been arrested after he allegedly attempted to inspect Strait of Hormuz of school girl he picked up from school. The girl, together with other students, had been sent home after threatening to burn down the school library. Stranded without enough fare to get home, she called a bodaboda guy who rushed to her rescue on his motorcycle. Instead of taking her home, he took advantage and rushed the girl to his manyatta house with the intention of exploring her Strait of Hormuz using his elongated long curved eucalyptus. Acting on a tip-off, vigilant Jealous Nyumba Kumi members moved in swiftly and found the underage girl at the young man’s manyatta house. He was apprehended before he could start feeling good. Reports indicate he had finished eating 1kg of Njugu karanga and chewing 1meter of Mokorombero and he had started his machine ready to dive in the Starit and had just put on helmet to avoid becoming a father when the officers arrived and they had to use 10kgs of ice to cool down the engine which had already started to heat up to power the Strait. The young man is currently being held at the chief’s camp awaiting transfer where he is set to join June intake in Kamiti. He now faces the possibility of a long prison sentence for defiling a minor. The swift action by the Nyumba Kumi team has been commended. This incident serves as a strong warning to young men: taking advantage of schoolgirls carries serious legal consequences. The choice to exercise restraint or face the full weight of the law remains yours.

@YoungSleez24229 @jaokojohnmark Wewe ni maskini jeuri

@jaokojohnmark Huyu bois si anakuanga mboring

Kuna wenye Watadhani Onyango Tate is dancing. Kumbe bois ana advertise sim 2 carrier.

@jaokojohnmark Stay guided

@Anto_mbuguaa Hii ukiona pale kwa barabara acha kujifanya transporter

Probably the first corolla with an intelligent valve/lift systems in kenya 2400 cc honda k24 a2 engine mated with a 6 speed manual …. Rated at 201 hp on paper chassis kgs is 800 …. Project by junkyard auto…. Lets try doing 12s on a corolla 🙌🏼

@Jamani_Khanyi Hii ni tasteless

Mogodu lovers let’s gather here 😋😮‍💨🥹🤭

@Its045_ Mwejeje

Chebet just released another banger. Hii ni ingine 🔥🔥

@FayChep476320 Hii ndio kudungwa mimba sasa.

Sometimes I think men should be arrested for this 😁

@Mr_Teekay001 Combo

Men, which one are you taking home?

@ignyharaz2 Wewe kula ugali na mapera

I prefer using this kuliko hizi zenyu zenye kinyesi haiendi, haisikii maji kama Tu ngozi ya Polo hata u flash na 20L nne

@baroswahjr Kuna wifi huwezi hepa...na haina password

This one I don't understand. Picture 1 : As he was being arrested during Nanyuki maandamano. Picture 2 : Him lying lifeless in a pool of blood. What happened to him?

@marto254_ Usilinganishe nyumba na dwelling...ata kuku iko na nyumba.

Hii nyumba ilicost around 300,000 lakini twitter engineers watakupea quotation ya 2 million

@RealNate08 Ako na kinywero iko na stairs

Love is a beautiful thing mehn😍♥️ Tafuta dem we pia mbwaa hii

@SomoinaKapeen @Bookten8 Amejaa kwa kofia kama mitumba

Finally Bookie is here Hey @Bookten8 😍