Tweet fixado
Just saw a girl “clock it” for real, and I have to say, it was adorable.
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘
71.4K posts
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘
@RobRitchie
I'm like any other man only more so. 50% 1 Thessalonians 5:18 50% Jonah 4:9
Close enough to touch Entrou em Ocak 2009
160 Seguindo490 Seguidores
@ShamashAran When you see the puppets dance, you can infer the existence of the puppeteer.
English
Yeah she was totally behind this.
Katie Porter@katieporterca
"Democrats can pull victory from the jaws of defeat by coalescing around Porter."
English
@ShamashAran I wonder if it was ululation, not yodeling.
English
All right it took me awhile to figure out why everyone was talking about yodeling but apparently Sabrina Carpenter didn't appreciate some Foreigner doing it during her concert
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
またアメリカが新たな武器で攻撃してきたようだ。
King Wolf Comics@KingWolfComics
Japan is discovering ranch dressing. We shall call this Year Zero.
日本語
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
It is 1919. Tanks are declared obsolete due to anti-tank rifles.
It is 1936. Tanks are declared obsolete due to rapid improvements in anti-tank gun technology.
It is 1949. Tanks are declared obsolete due to shaped-charge anti-tank weapons.
It is 1953. Tanks are declared obsolete due to tactical nuclear weapons.
It is 1973. Tanks are declared obsolete due to anti-tank guided missiles.
It is 2006. Tanks are declared obsolete due to IEDs and 5th-generation warfare.
It is 2024. Tanks are declared obsolete due to FPV drones.
[To Be Continued]
Erick the Architect@xzxArchitect
@planefag Tanks are obsolete.
English
What's the best indie comic of all time?
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
There used to be a rumor floating around among Iranians: that as part of the Nuclear Deal, Obama quietly handed out 3,500 green cards to regime officials and their families.
At the time I thought it sounded crazy.
But now with so many children of top regime figures, professors, researchers, lobbyists, comfortably living in the U.S. on green cards, it doesn’t sound like a rumor anymore.
It actually feels real.
I came to America on a student visa. I had to go through an entire month of security clearances, background checks, interviews, the whole process.
There’s zero chance these people got here through normal channels.
No way.
Something smells off.
English
@MarieleRedclaw Honestly the saddest things in an antique shop are the dusty and broken toys.
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
I'll just note, that feeling is an excellent example of being "surprised by joy."
It is a feeling that defies understanding by mundane logic. There is no practical reason I should feel anything but fear. It is the feeling of the divine looking with love on it's creation.
MoronPundit@MoronPundit
If you haven't perused the Artemis II photos... you should. Maybe I'm just an old fuddy-duddy, but I must admit the sense of awe I get looking at some of these makes the room pretty dusty. The ultimate "ussie":
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
It's not just the rescue – but every day that follows. The Keepers who sleep beside orphaned infant elephants and rhinos that have lost everything. The specialist milk formula that nourishes them. The months and years of patient care that turn a traumatised orphan into a confident, wild-living animal.
A one-off donation helps today. A monthly donation helps us plan for the years ahead – because their journey is only just beginning.
If you can, consider making a donation today. Any and every amount can truly make a difference: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/donate
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
His cover artist made that just doing the cover and editor made 10 years of that income level at market rates, just editing. Most indie authors aren't in it for the money or they'd never undertake this endeavor. For the most part, everyone makes a bit of a green except the writer.
Rachel Christine@RachelXReads
My husband wrote a book that sells close to 250 copies a year, and it sells more every year. He gets less than a dollar per book. Writers don't write for money. They write because they believe in what they put on the page. Buying a book is one small way you can show appreciation for the effort it takes to create something they hope will make your life just a little bit better.
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
We knew Trumps prostate results but the press couldn’t be bothered with this for a decade.
You don’t hate them enough.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
NBC News: Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) sent an unsolicited dick pic to a 24 year old on Snapchat who was seeking a job on Capitol Hill. nbcnews.com/politics/congr…
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
I honestly thought this map was made up
Hundreds of supertankers, the kind that carry two million barrels each, are currently racing toward the US Gulf Coast from every direction. Atlantic, Indian Ocean, around Africa, the scenic route, the "we were heading to Saudi Arabia but NVM" route.
Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz and everyone panicked. Oil hit $126 a barrel. Gas hit $4 a gallon. Cable news did the thing where they put a red banner on screen and say "CRISIS" in a font that suggests you should be hoarding toilet paper.
And then something happened that nobody in media seems interested in reporting, for obvious reasons. The world just... switched suppliers? Like changing your internet provider except the internet provider is the entire effing global energy economy.
American oil exports are approaching record levels. Gulf Coast refineries are running at 95% capacity. Supertankers that were mid-ocean on their way to the Persian Gulf literally turned around and headed to Texas. That's not a metaphor. Ship tracking data shows them doing U-turns in the Indian Ocean.
Meanwhile China, which was getting 45% of its oil imports through Hormuz and paying basement prices for sanctioned Iranian crude, is now competing with Japan and Europe for the same expensive American barrels. Chinese manufacturers are already raising prices 20% on goods headed to the US.
So to summarize: Iran played its biggest card and the main result is that the United States became the world's emergency gas station and China's cheap energy subsidy evaporated.
This is either the most elaborate coincidence in the history of geopolitics... or someone planned the sequence Venezuela -> Iran -> profits!
I'll let you figure out which one
English
They had these at least 10 years ago at the hospital where I worked. The tech is greatly improved. Allows (for example) burn specialists to consult all over a widespread multi-location hospital system.
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
North Carolina Hospitals have deployed these telepresence robots These allow doctors to interact remotely with patients. A real human doctor is operating this remotely and speaking with patients Yes, this is real. This is so dystopian North Carolina hospitals deployed these to combat doctor burnout and staffing shortages at some locations
English
@LadyDemosthenes How is it possible that she is able to pull herself up already? She’s a month old!
English
@Longhouses1 Eternal rest grant unto her, O Lord,
and let Your perpetual light shine upon her.
May her soul and the souls of all the faithful departed
rest in peace.
Amen.
English
My wife of almost 58 years died last night. I think I'll give Twitter a rest for a while.
English
Where's the malt vinegar?
Chef 👩🏻🍳@chefsevenn
Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?
English
Immolator of Brandywine 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 retweetou
South Africa won’t allow Starlink to be licensed, even though I was BORN THERE, simply because I am not Black!
We were offered many times the opportunity to bribe our way to a license by pretending that a Black guy runs Starlink SA, but I have refused to do so on principle.
Racism should not be rewarded no matter to which race it is applied.
Shame on the racist politicians in South Africa. They should be shown no respect whatsoever anywhere in the world and shunned for being unashamedly RACISTS!
DogeDesigner@cb_doge
Why Elon Musk is RIGHT to fight South Africa’s racist rules blocking Starlink? Imagine this: Long ago, South Africa had very unfair laws called apartheid. They treated Black people badly and kept them from good jobs and money. When those bad laws ended, the country made new rules (called B-BBEE) to help Black people get a fair share of business. The idea was good – like a big helping hand. But now? For companies like Starlink to sell fast internet, they MUST give away 30% of their business to Black partners. Just because of skin color. Elon Musk was born in South Africa. He left as a teen to chase big dreams. Today, his company SpaceX wants to bring Starlink – super fast satellite internet – to South Africa. But the rules say no unless they give up part of the company. Elon said it right: “Starlink is not allowed because I’m not Black.” SpaceX promised to spend about $30 million (that’s 500 million rand!) to give FREE high-speed internet to 5,000 rural schools. That helps over 2.4 MILLION kids every year learn better, get jobs later, and have a brighter future. Real help for the people who need it most! Starlink already works in about 24 other African countries. Villages there now have internet for school, doctors, and business. South Africa’s villages are missing out because of these racist rules. Elon isn’t asking for special favors. He just wants fair play so Starlink can connect everyone fast. Internet = education, jobs, hope. Why hold back millions of kids over rules that pick by race and color?
English