Thecryptographer

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In 2001, Hugh Jackman delivered the most realistic computer hacking scene in film history. To this day, it is used for training at the Cybercrime Division of the FBI.

@XMRVoid @sct369 @wrs369 @someguyspoasts @R3st4rtY0urL1f3 @0xJon23 @HiboMan @Joe_IO @MarkA_builds @Battery__LB @MyDogIsHighAF @crypto_kripu @sojournxrr @zelle2crypto @rderosso @xmr_toshi That’s a big list

THESE $XMR BROS NEED MORE FOLLOWS - @sct369 - @wrs369 - @someguyspoasts - @R3st4rtY0urL1f3 - @0xJon23 - @HiboMan - @Joe_IO - @MarkA_builds - @Battery__LB - @MyDogIsHighAF - @crypto_kripu - @sojournxrr - @zelle2crypto - @rderosso - @xmr_toshi WHO DID I MISS!? FOLLOW THEM NOW

cooked the Monero FCMP++ testnet today. literally melted my local RPC. pulled rucknium’s R script. seeded 3375 fragmented UTXOs into a wallet and just let the 1-in-2-out infinite loop eat. zero cooldown. apple silicon goes stupid hard. my single M3 Max was pushing 1.65 kH/s. that’s nearly 25% of the total network hashrate just sitting on my desk. the aftermath: 560MB of pure garbage injected into the mempool. 72k+ txs queued up. backlog stretched to 572 blocks. almost 20 hours of pure congestion. watched the chain hallucinate live. forced multiple hard reorgs. node kept spitting out "Failed to switch to alternative blockchain" as the network fought itself, until my daemon finally choked and died. stressnet doing exactly what it's supposed to do. bleed. #Monero #FCMP

You only need .02% of a meme to be a millionaire at 5B market cap And .10% if you want to be a millionaire at 1B market cap Or you can get 5% of a coin that will rug at 100k market cap = $0 The choice is clear

@Cryptotea I just want her to be happy

Women only want one thing

GM MONERO CHADS

Shoutout to @AquaticXCP who hooked me up with the code to his beautiful Monero mempool/block explorer. from xmr.irish I'm now refactoring it work with FCMP++ so we can put it in the Superstress app for Umbrel.

@MgkMshrmBrkfst @kucoincat @AquaticXCP

@Cryptotea Only took them 15 years and still trying to read the whitepaper

Governments are the dumbest and slowest people on earth and somehow they adopted bitcoin before the average person

holy cow i’ve never whipped my driver’s license out faster private money???? gulp

nobody that’s been around in Monero is sweating over another privacy coin going up in mc we all know what happens next

if you’re not equipped with Monero, you’re not equipped at all

@XMRVoid It’s pays to be a schizophrenic

🚨BREAKING🚨 JEFFERY EPSTEIN INVESTED IN ZCASH AND FORCED THEM TO FORK

Is your private decentralized money secure? Good we are about to fucking fly

@Cryptotea $Monero

Shill me your fav crypto

Lock in. $XMR

@_E_T_F_ None of them

Which crypto personality would you want to meet? Also if you got the chance to ask them one question, what would you ask? #Btc