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At 11:47 p.m., my phone buzzed with a notification from my own number. Me (tomorrow): Don’t open the door. I laughed. Wrong number. Prank. Glitch. At 11:49 p.m., a knock. Soft. Polite. The kind neighbors make when they borrow sugar. My phone buzzed again. Thread 👇👇

People are really wicked God in too innocent to be in this world 😭 So y’all post fake jobs just to scam people 😪

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@viccetti They lady should be arrested She’s a pervert

I was sexually assaulted today inside the bus by an unknown lady. We all know how commercial buses can be, a bit tight and uncomfortable. So there I was, sitting beside this young lady and because the bus was tight, our bodies were brushing off on each other.. At some point I felt her boobs rubbing off the back of my arm, I didn’t really read any meaning to it cos these things can mistakenly happen when you are in a tight space with someone like that. But it started feeling like the boobs were consciously touching my arm. Not long after that I started feeling her breathe a little harder and each time I try to move my arm away from her boobs, she leans forward for them to continue making contact. She started moving funny in a non-noticeable sexual way. I felt so uncomfortable but I just didn’t wanna make a scene. It went on for a while till I was forced to get down at somewhere that wasn’t even my bus stop. I just can’t stop shaking. I feel violated and when I close my eyes the whole scenario just plays at the back of my head. I think I’ll need therapy.

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Behind every smile, it’s me hiding my tears

@instablog9ja Doesn’t work But I think a mouse that can hold clipboard should be produced

You don’t mean it 😱

Honestly, people should stop hustling actors by trying to get them to pay to shoot audition tapes. It’s unnecessary. You could record on a Nokia 3310 and still get the role. Just make sure you can be seen and heard.

“As a man, you need to do this” “As a man, you need to do that” And the; “How to kill your husband” “How to tame your man” Are women allergic to “how to do this and that”? Just how themselves into a man life and either try to rip him or kill him

@Achiga1oflagos @JoroJrn $33 ke? Where you de see that kind price

@JoroJrn Yes my bro is sold $33 two days ago

unrelated, but what should we invest in, so we dont regret not investing 10 years from now?

@lifeofchibs I don’t understand guys that rapes girls Like bro, you could carry hook up.

Lmao e don reach here E good This Ciity boy, him day of reckoning don finally reach You de rape your guy 16 y/o sister No worry You go collect pass like this

@haywi231 He’s move is valid but my only problem is, I don’t trust Nigerian police, and don’t advise anyone to trust them either. It’s dangerous, make them no go kill him two boys

There’s a man in my neighborhood who has been raising his two sons alone since his wife passed away 💔. The boys are 23 and 19. He hustles daily, driving a korope around Egbeda, and even tried to place them in workshops to learn a trade, but they refused. Lately, he started noticing changes .... they suddenly began buying expensive things, upgraded their wardrobes, and even showed off an iPhone 16 at the same time. That alone made him suspicious, so he seized their phones. Earlier today, things took another turn when he found black soap and some other items in their room, which raised more concerns. When he questioned them, the older son responded confidently, saying he’s doing what he believes is right. According to him, at least he’s not stealing or causing problems in the neighborhood, and he’s only trying, in his own way, to lift his father out of years of struggle. The situation, however, escalated quickly. The father, clearly worried and unsettled, decided to involve the police, and both boys were taken away. Since then, the whole neighborhood has been divided, with many people debating whether calling the police was truly the right decision.

@that_girldivy Thought the coochie is part of you?

Niggas be lying they miss u but deep down they be missing the coochie 😒

@kenkenlewu Them increase your salary to 150k, and what came to your mind is to sabotage your wife’s work. The guy is dumb, if sex is your problem, use 30k inside that your salary carry hook up.

My friend resumed from leave and met someone else sitting at her desk. She earns ₦500,000 a month. The HR department received her resignation letter via email during her short leave. They confirmed it and asked why one of their best was leaving. The response came back: “I got a better offer.” HR acknowledged the resignation. Confused, she rushed to HR. “Sir, have you replaced me?” “You sent your resignation letter, and it was acknowledged.” “No! I didn’t send anything.” HR showed her a copy of the email. At that moment, she knew it was her husband. He had sent the email and deleted them. She confronted him: “Why did you do this to me?” “I’ve warned you about how that job is affecting me. No time for good sèx, and you come home late every day. We’ll find something else for you to do. My salary was just increased to ₦150,000 we’ll manage.” Two months later, he was sacked.

@Dfavoured01 @kenkenlewu My guy, what the guy did is wrong, yes, but this is not it. You people just come on here and throw comments around.

@kenkenlewu A man who can’t match your shine will try to dim it. She was earning ₦500k, he was earning ₦150k., instead of leveling up, he leveled her down. Now life has reset both of them. Insecurity is louder than love.

@cuppymusic We don’t really care my dear

Am only following 1 person on this platform 🤭

@AustinINstate @ChuksEricE So make married couples no get pikin? Ahbi no be pikin be the main reason then marry?

@Samzeesprk @ChuksEricE He is talking to married men oo

“Nigerian police officers held me here in Ajah, Lagos because I’m carrying a used battery without a receipt. I told them to take me to the station so I can make a statement, but they refused. They are still with my car papers,” -Man voice out

@Evanschizzy9708 @purified_josh @yabaleftonline Ahbi you think it’s only someone that’s traveling that something happens to? The girl is wrong, and the guy too is wrong, you can’t blame one person in this case. So stop blaming only one person

@Evanschizzy9708 @purified_josh @yabaleftonline Oga just shut up Abeg. Which one is why go after a woman if you don’t want to check up on her. She promised to let you when she reaches her destination, but she never did, even after a full whole day, what if something happened to the guy too?

Thoughts 🤔

@yabaleftonline Y’all in this comment section blaming the guy are not okay. F***king idiots.

@Evanschizzy9708 @purified_josh @yabaleftonline Oga just stfu

@purified_josh @yabaleftonline Nah you got it all wrong. Picture it this way. Your woman traveled and told you she will call you when she gets to her destination, if you really cared for her and consider her as a priority, when you waited and didn't see her call that should have made you more worried to call.