SarahKempter⸆⸉#🟦 🪶🤍| Eras Indy N1 Victory Field

@lazycatcorner If they want to ship two men together, they should at LEAST choose two men who are actually in love. (These two right here 👇🏻)

This is my MAGA hate group. Like and retweet to join.

@mae2h Uh. Hi. My native language is English lol

everyone start tweeting in ur native language rn

@RadishHarmers @deadautism 🤨

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

@SkyTheViking Am I the only one who DOESN’T struggle with these?

I would like to have a very strongly worded conversation with whoever invented this nonsense.

@Ethansauri0 @cool_cube_ @Sk8erboikermit There’s also a breakfast restaurant here called Wolfgang’s and the food is genuinely really fucking good

@SarahKempter @cool_cube_ @Sk8erboikermit I wish i could laugh but it actually has so much aura...

What was your guys "almost" names? My mum almost called me sapphire

@Elie_faab @Sk8erboikermit Plus my mom really didn’t like the name haha

@SarahKempter @Sk8erboikermit They could have still called you Jasper. It's a gemstone, which I believe are unisex

@Elie_faab @Sk8erboikermit

Fetuses: •don’t respond to stimuli until ≈ 8 weeks. •don’t have pain receptors until ≈ 24 weeks. •heart finishes developing at 10-12 weeks. •brainstem finishes developing at 26-28 weeks. 66% of abortions happen BEFORE 8 weeks. 79% of abortions are done BEFORE 10 weeks 93% of abortions are done BEFORE 14 weeks. Less than 1% of abortions happen after 24 weeks ,any abortions performed are out of medical necessity or safety of the mother. Abortion is healthcare. Education is important.

@el__3eemy @cool_cube_ @Sk8erboikermit Hispanic name

@cool_cube_ @Sk8erboikermit OHH AND JESUS

@Ethansauri0 @cool_cube_ @Sk8erboikermit It’s a common German name haha I have a German neighbor named Wolfgang

@cool_cube_ @Sk8erboikermit Dude they were gonna name you Wolfgang LMAO

@eternaltxts I don’t love SpongeBob but hi

CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🥳 ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ IF you found this tweet ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ All by yourself ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ That means you love spongebob say ‘hi’ to remove bad luck for 10 years

@pullmanpilled Oh. My. God.

@SarahKempter the way he also kinda has the can’t sit properly in a chair thing too 😭

lewis loves crossing his arms and popping that damn hip out 🧍🏼‍♂️

@Grassforanimals @cowincrisis But I want a cheeseburger

@SarahKempter @cowincrisis No get a steak

the one who ai generated this

@thesentrim I mean I read ship fics too (I plan on hunting down some bottom!Logan Howlett/top!Wade Wilson Poolverine content on ao3 later), but I also have a shit ton of x reader fics open. Reading the sequel to a really good Bob Reynolds x reader rn for example.

It’s bc I don’t want to be involved 😭😭 am I the only one who only read fics that are about their ships ?

@popcornoisseur Technically I already did introduce him to my parents bc I took them to see Thunderbolts* last year and we watched Remarkably Bright Creatures together on Saturday

I need to introduce him to my parents

@Grassforanimals @cowincrisis Not her specifically, but I will get a cheeseburger later. Good compromise?

@SarahKempter @cowincrisis Eat her, please

@N38S1 @davethul @IPOT_Official76 Sorry, I’m a little rusty that far back

@SarahKempter @davethul @IPOT_Official76 The states were united before the declaration of independence. The war started in 1775 and the constitution was in 1789 forming the USA as a singular country rather than a confederation Virginia was always American and if you want to split hairs at least be correct

Not a single person in this photo was born in the United States of America.

Once upon a time (like 6 years ago) I was a bit homophobic bc I thought it was weird seeing two people of the same gender kissing. 2 years after that, I came out as asexual. A year after that, I came out as bi. Now I’m very bi (and gray-asexual instead) and very proud and going to my city’s pride festival for the 4th year in a row next month

sometimes i forget that some gen z people are kinda homophobic like how is that even possible

@cowincrisis @Grassforanimals I’ll eat YOU. (Kidding I just really wanted to say that haha)

@Grassforanimals i’ll eat you