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Scorpion 🦂 💲IMS 🔌
@ScorpionSims
Madlokovu 🌱 🖖🏾 https://t.co/4RIR2TUWO8
Johannesburg Entrou em Eylül 2010
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@Candy_Thusi Am glad am Sotho so I can say Ntate, because wtf is Baba
(Baba is deprived from Afrikaans; babatjie = kid) get y'all facts right
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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.
She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.
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ignore my dm i didn’t know you were in high school 😔
Nwabe🫧@onwabe__m
Forgot to post yesterday. 🤭
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I'm somehow smart and slow at the same time😭
thuli tia@itsssthulsss
what’s a random fact about you?
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Hello 👋🏾 kitty 🥹
Artist TREVOR🇿🇦@Trevor_sidogi
Guys Pep store is affordable with R400 you can looks smart 😊
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