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@AsianDawn4 I’m from the USA and recently visited universal Studios in Osaka - I’ve never had issues EVER before at any theme park but at USJ I was too tall and or too fat- to ride most of the rides- will I have issues at Tokyo Disneyland?

🇯🇵 Best Disneyland in the world is Tokyo Disney because Disney doesn't own it. A Japanese company pays Disney royalties for the characters, but the park is operated and controlled by the Japanese. The Japanese are austistically obsessed with perfection, so if a Disney character is of European origin, you best believe the Japanese will keep it as European as possible. Visit La Taverne de Gaston in Tokyo Disney and you'll see what I mean when they try to keep thing as French as possible. Obviously, Japan doesn't have enough Caucasian women to hire as the princesses, but for everything else, it's not woke.

@Pixie1z Steamed rice and beans, with a diced carrot, and hot sauce

What is your choice?

@historydefined Muse de orsay museum The rest of it can kiss my ass- fucking rude people!

You're in Paris for the day. What are you doing first?

@SweetTexanRose I hope when this woman finally passes away that she leaves a lot of jokes in her Wil too

It’s April Fool’s Day! Here are some laughs for ya! 🤣 This guy and his mom are my favorite. 🤣

@_GirlSay It’s Called go fund me!

@bl0nded11 Listen billy porter- you can’t be anyone but yourself!

mariah carey is the most challenging singer to cover of all time

Be clear..If anyone who works for me (even if we're kool)trys to "april fool" me they are so fired.

@RestrictedDaily This was the 90s

In the 80s, the joke WAS Pat… and people didn’t hesitate to laugh at it. No filters, no fear, no second guessing. Whole different era. LIKE • SHARE • FOLLOW

The immense effort behind stop-motion is something AI can never truly replicate.

@HustleBitch_ “Horrified” Gimme a break/ they were doing what birds do gathering material to make a nest to lay eggs- everyone calm the fuck down!

🚨 DISNEYSEA GUESTS HORRIFIED WATCHING TWO CROWS EAT RAPUNZEL’S HAIR — MANY THINK THIS IS A WARNING OF WHAT’S COMING

@UniStudios Can we use our over-priced express ticket for this?

Big news! Introducing the Starway Slide - a new way to get from the Upper Lot to the Lower Lot. Opens April 1.

@nypost I bet fuckers in the comments still hating on her- call it Ozempic body whatever, I say - good for her and I wish her the best. Haters gonna hate!

Amy Schumer shares ‘thirsty’ swimsuit selfie trib.al/SistxYk

Hershey said Wednesday it will use classic recipes for all Reese's products starting next year, a change that comes after the grandson of Reese's founder criticized the company for shifting to cheaper ingredients. cbsn.ws/4dooQWQ

@Sassafrass_84 @SaltyGoat17 The gays do!

Absolutely. Nobody needs a month celebrating being gay.

@Amelia558rs No one cares what you think

@worldranking_ That’s showing him!

@Hoopss Red!

Which one?

@AlexWestwoods Perhaps as a bottom

Should i become gay for pay

@bl00dr3dr0s3 One time at work, I got an emergency phone call and my boss read me the riot act. I listened while she spoke, but was non-responsive at first. But then when I asked why I was getting spoken too about 1 phone call meanwhile several times a shift she’s out there puffing a cig…

absolutely insane to me that smokers can get smoke breaks but non smokers cant like wtf

@IRaiderette No one‘s forcing anything- if you’re not a lesbian don’t eat pussy- it’s very simple. But also don’t tell me or anyone else what to eat.