Eric Papagiorgio

Homestar Runner trending for no apparent reason has temporarily restored my faith in the interwebs

@YouAreWrongOk @WWE Huh, I thought the WM match was Pat vs PreserveRoll

@WWE The two guys that started as Mexican joke characters have more heat than Randy and Cody

MASK VS MASK 👀 Which El Grande Americano will keep his mask?

@WrestlePurists A Gable Steveson sighting? In this economy?

Gable Steveson has signed with UFC and will make his debut at UFC 329 on July 11 #UFC327

@MeidasTouch Awww, they’re holding hands.

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@WWE @PatMcAfeeShow @RandyOrton @CodyRhodes I’m going to continue to say that if @AdamColePro wasn’t so damn good in the ring, we wouldn’t have to suffer through this unwatchable Pat McAfee/C-listers garbage. Cole made McAfee look good and now everyone suffers.

MESSAGE. SENT. @PatMcAfeeShow and @RandyOrton have taken out @CodyRhodes... 😔

@inside_the_dome @WWE @RandyOrton @PatMcAfeeShow Not if you don’t watch it

@WWE @RandyOrton @PatMcAfeeShow It’s so obvious we getting Randy and Pat vs Cody and Jelly at Backlash

"You're welcome." You two are despicable, @RandyOrton and @PatMcAfeeShow!! 😡

@WWE @PatMcAfeeShow Nah. That’s the night with multiple skippable matches. Just go to night 2 since it has no C-listers

Thank You, @PatMcAfeeShow?! From NOW until the end of #WWERaw this Monday, all #WrestleMania Saturday tickets are 25% off! 🎟️: ticketmaster.com/event/1700636E…

@WWE @USANetwork Nah, I’m good. Too many uninteresting C-listers taking TV time away from wrestlers that actually deserve it.

#SmackDown starts RIGHT NOW on @USANetwork!!!

@ShadebaX @marvel_updat3s “Tell me you’ve never actually satisfied a woman without telling me you’ve never actually satiated a woman”

@marvel_updat3s The nose ring says it all she’s probably woke as fuck hard pass lol

Marvel Studios is reportedly interested in Odessa A'zion for the role of Rogue in the upcoming ‘X-MEN’ movie. (Via: youtube.com/live/RM_ask-7C…)

@pham1717 This feels like a learning how to play as a team stat

The Sabres will finish the season 9-1-3 in the second game of back-to-back games.

@Bulldogwgr Save it for the time that’s coming because I’ve forgotten how to feel during that time

There is no tweet about the place you park the car if the lead is 4 or more.

@nypost Trump is still salty that he’s never gonna achieve his life goal, be an NFL franchise owner and be accepted by who he believes are his peers.

Justice Department probes NFL over antitrust concerns amid shift to streaming: report trib.al/gthEK3J

@GodlyAction Weird way to admit that you secretly love slurping on some skin sausage. Good for you though. Proud of you.

Being gay is a sin and is disgusting.

@NYSEandG Could you explain why I used 10% less energy this month compared to last year yet my bill is 80% higher? Thanks.

Thanks to the outstanding efforts by lineworkers and support staff, nearly all 178,000+ customers who were affected by the storm have had their power restored. Crews are expecting to complete restoration efforts by noon on Wednesday. nyseg.com/outages

@WWE @ishowspeedsui Who?

.@ishowspeedsui is about to start rethinking his side quests 😂

@WrestlePurists When I get around to this episode of Smackdown in a week or so, I’ll be skipping this segment.

Pat McAfee says he will have some things to say this Friday on #SmackDown

@WhiteHouse Two Weeks

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@WWE Hilarious that corporate needs you to announce this ahead of time in the hope to sell more tickets when all they needed to do was keep this a secret and lower ticket prices. “Money isn’t everything, money is the ONLY thing.”

HE’S BACK. 🎟️: bit.ly/4m8sZQY

@USA_Crusader_FL @NHL @BuffaloSabres BREAKING: MAGA stooge hates fun.

@NHL @BuffaloSabres Celebrating a regular season win like they won the Stanley cup is crazy 😭😭

We'll say it again... The vibes in Buffalo are immaculate right now 😍

@AConRepublic @ChrisDJackson Who?

@ChrisDJackson Hunter went all out with that Tee shirt. Classy. Also....

📸 Ashley Biden shared this beautiful Biden family photo as they enjoyed Easter dinner together in California. Who else misses this family? I know I sure the hell do.

@TripleH @WWE @lilyachty @_trickwilliams Who?

WrestleMania season. @lilyachty @_trickwilliams