Simon Page™

But wait, there's a new episode of Game of Thrones and Endgame is still in cinemas... and there's also a royal baby too. And Trump. Don't worry about this at all. Not at all. bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

@JamieGi91799907 @RediTlhabi The same successful businessman who became bankrupt numerous times? The same person who's actions have led to oil prices and the world economy on edge?

@RediTlhabi Well this type of approach has worked for Trump so far, it gets results. It’s called the anchoring effect or extreme anchoring, it’s a psychological technique he most likely used when being a very successful businessman. It’s way above you pay grade of understanding @RediTlhabi

Remember when the podcasters north of Glenhove and established business were chastising Ramaphosa and South Africa for not being "strategic" with Trump? They had ideas on how to bargain with Trump, and their tone was very condescending - it had a "the hapless darkies don't know how to do diplomacy." What do they say to their raging lunatic now? Where is the space for rational dialogue here. All of Europe is looking inward and Eastward for a more rational, inclusive, and less combative geopolitical space. The president of the United States is not an adult. He needs adult supervision.

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

Artemis II astronauts blast into space on historic Moon mission bbc.in/41LFsjW

@PolitlcsUK Hope this is actually practical!

🚨 NEW: The Government says bus passengers in all of England will be able to start tracking their bus in real time through Google Maps from tomorrow

Rassie Erasmus has signed a multi-year deal to replace Steve Borthwick as England head coach. sarugbymag.co.za/rassie-quits-b…

Trump's Iran Downfall

“you are not gonna fuckin believe this,T”

@CBSNews Maybe it was a KitKat burglar? 😏

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi

I've got two ways. 1. Take the fucking phone off them. 2. Dont give it back.

@zilevandamme The way that dog looked at the camera... "You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation".

I can’t stop watching this. 🤣Dealing With Karens Final Boss.

It's been emotional.

I understand some people hate the left. I understand that some people are conservative. I understand some people are nationalists. But what I don’t understand is why anyone, whatever their world view, would be unable to see Trump for what he is as a human being. It’s a simple matter of basic judgement. He is unfit. Utterly unfit.

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟 The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

Beyond parody

"The war in the Middle East is creating the largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market." - the @IEA in its latest oil market report

Not the news I wanted to wake up to!!!!! Crazy. RIP Soli Philander. Thank you for inspiring me to do what I do. 🙏🏼💜

Forever an icon, and for my generation, as Timothy Traddle. RIP, Soli. Condolences to his family, fiends and loved ones.

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You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?