Alex Becerra

Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.

@JJWatt @Whataburger would never!

Couldn’t sleep last night. Got outta bed and made a couple bowls of cereal. Was still hungry, so hit a 2am DoorDash order. Now I’m not going to out the company, because I’ve been a longtime fan. But the size of this double cheeseburger is a problem. It’s the size of a slider…

@excelduru Winston

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@KenPaxtonTX It would feel more authentic if you lived off their wages for 6 months, as a single parent supporting your children without child support with no government assistance.

Surprised a few Plano customers today by serving up McDonald’s hamburgers. They say if you work hard enough you might get promoted to Senator. 🍔🍟 ➡️🏛️

@mcuban Premiums and deductibles but also being a single working parent and never feeling that it is acceptable to take off to get your own medical appts taken care of.

What is the biggest issue with Healthcare Insurance

@RepSwalwell Those hard hitting topics are priorities 🫠🤣

I’m so glad Trump is finally focused on what matters. Everyone has been asking him to lower their grocery costs. And he’s NOT going to be distracted by that.

@elonmusk It’s almost as if people aren’t afraid to be their authentic self 🤔

Wow

Let’s stop politicizing these children’s deaths. Let’s politicize gun control!

@IanJaeger29 gRaping little girls isn’t normal behavior…

This is not normal behavior.

@IanJaeger29 Having a felon as president isn’t normal behavior…

@KenPaxtonTX When is your accountability coming?

I just beat Robert again. An El Paso Judge rejected Beto's attempt to forum-shop his way out of Tarrant County. Our TRO against his deceptive fundraising remains in effect. Accountability is coming.

@KenPaxtonTX Since we are talking about Texas leaders who like to run away, I say we find and arrest @tedcruz first. Let’s lead by example😉

Democrats in the Texas House who try and run away like cowards should be found, arrested, and brought back to the Capitol immediately. We should use every tool at our disposal to hunt down those who think they are above the law.

@AGPamBondi @USAttyPirro She’s 74 fkn years old! When are we going to stop appointing people who are well beyond retirement!

Congratulations to my dear friend @USAttyPirro on her confirmation today! Jeanine is not only a wonderful person — she is a warrior for law and order. I am absolutely thrilled to work side by side with my friend to keep Washington, DC safe. 🇺🇸

@elonmusk And they said Mexicans were taking all the jobs…

This will become normal in a few years

Taxes Paid By Illegals (2023): $89.8 Billion Taxes paid by Tesla (2024): $0 Taxes paid by GE (2024): $0 Taxes paid by Facebook (2024): $0 Taxes paid by FedEx (2024): $0 Taxes paid by Nike (2024): $0 Taxes paid by AirBnb (2023): $0 Taxes paid by 3M (2023): $0 Do you get it yet?

If there is one thing I’ll never do…it’s eat at a restaurant named Fuzzy 🤣

Mike Johnson would hate for you to know that nearly 40% of his district is on Medicaid. Or that 1.6 million Louisianans — about 35% of the state — rely on it. It would be terrible if this information went viral.

When you get your mom to become a new fan of @callherdaddy 🤣🥰

The only thing I ate today that didn’t make me sick….popcorn 🫠

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump It’s giving they are holding the Epstein over your head. Blink long I f you need help

I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.