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@TheDrainmaker Laughable

Sting has called his AEW stint as “the greatest run” and his retirement match against Young Bucks at Revolution 2024 the greatest moment of his career: “It was the very last match that I had. The Young Bucks, the greatest opponents. I mean, yes, I chose them. And having Darby as my tag-team partner and to go out like that, wow. Unbelievable. It was an unbelievable night.” (interview with @RajPrashad of Yahoo Sports)

@Taylor_McGregor Incredible

Per Craig Counsell, #Cubs Justin Steele’s flexor strain will keep him out of the rotation until after the All-Star Break. The were originally targeting early June for his return.

@OutOfTheVines This pen is absolutely awful

Riley Martin in for the top of the 9th in a tie game vs. Trea Turner, Kyle Schwarber, and Bryce Harper because he’s the best reliever on the roster. Life comes at you so fast.

@djdadbaugh @VPasquantino @QuikTrip A dog with a -0.5 WAR.

@VPasquantino @QuikTrip Vinnie, ur a Dawg! Remember that

The puns are bad but the new Royals HOMERUN Berry Freezoni featuring Frozen Fanta Blue Raspberry is good… and @Quiktrip is giving you one for free in the QT app.

@ChrisVannini They need to stop fucking with entrance songs.

Roman Reigns piano theme is a top 5 in wrestling history and they finally brought it back. #WrestleMania

@cody__cubs He is a horrendous base stealer.

Pete thrown out on the bases twice today, including his third caught stealing of the year. He had a great lead, maybe Luis Torrens (Cubs legend) deserves all the credit there but these things stick out in a low scoring game.

@morganhmoore1 Unless you’re showing your bombs, nobody fucking cares what you think.

I’m going to be honest AEW is far better than WWE.

@WWEREALONE Canceled

Where should collision go? #MoveCollision

@ChicagosMayor Fuck you, control your people you fucking retard.

Shout out to the parents, students, and community members who showed up in Hyde Park the other evening to preempt a teen trend. Please continue to check in with our young people to make sure they're not attending these trends as the weather gets warmer, and have a safe weekend, Chicago.

@AmiriKing Get that coon

A black bully corners a white student in the bathroom and gets WRECKED. What future advice would you give to this bully?

@OneBadDude_ What a pussy

@TheDrainmaker @HeyHeyItsConrad That is absolutely pathetic lol

April 12, 2023: “Mark my words, Darby Allin will become AEW World Heavyweight Champion. I promise you!” April 15, 2026: Darby does it by beating MJF. STING KNEW IT ALL ALONG. 🔥

@SamulskiNYC Bradish or Mitch Keller AND Justin Steele in dynasty

When you look at Kyle Bradish’s stat line today, keep in mind that this play is how two “earned runs” scored against him

@SamOlbur This bullpen is HORRENDOUS

Cubs can’t let this one get away. Get Milner in there for the lefties here and palencia ready after

@jacobzanolla Brutal tag my Bregman. Real bad.

He did that almost flat-footed. I mean come on. Unreal talent

PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG WHAT A THROW. HOLY SMOKES. So close to nailing Sosa at third base.

@NFL_DovKleiman All the money that goes to cancer research and there is still no cure.

Sad news: Long-time ESPN broadcaster Dick Vitale, 86, announced that he has cancer for the 5th time 💔 “I'm four-for-four, and I'm fully confident I'm going to make it five-for-five." Pray for Vitale.

@TonyKhan @AndradeElIdolo @DarbyAllin lol

Justified “Fight forever!” chants for @AndradeElIdolo vs @DarbyAllin here tonight at #AEWDynasty ppv RIGHT NOW!!

@BleacherNation Who would’ve thought! Harvey on the IL week one. Embarrassing

Hunter Harvey Hits the Injured List, Charlie Barnes Promoted bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/04/1…

@crawlyscubs @sambernero What an organization we support. Their major bullpen addition, a guy who is known to never be healthy, is in the IL the first week. Clown show.

Here is the corresponding move for Charlie Barnes that @sambernero broke earlier #Cubs

@crawlyscubs This team is a fucking embarrassment.

Runners at second and third, no outs, #Cubs can’t drive in the tying run with the top of the order up. Absolutely pathetic. Cubs lose 4-3 in 12