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@Brick_Suit The Left wants destruction. I don't understand why so many people still can't seem to comprehend this.

Will the leftists ever answer this question... What did they want to happen to the reflecting pool? Did they want it to never be repaired? Did they just want it empty forever? Did they want it leaking thousands of gallons of water? What did they want?

@libsoftiktok Easy- this is the exact opposite of the destruction that they seek.

Can someone please explain to me why Democrats are mad about this

@awstar11 I'm pretty sure Swalwell lives his life in a constant state of anger regardless of what's going on in the news.

Eric Swalwell must be fucking furious watching the Dems continue to support Platner for roughly the same thing he did but with a Nazi tattoo.

@BoardGeniuses We're #1!! We're #1!! We're #1!!

The 10 Most Delusional Fanbases in College Football

@awkwardgoogle Isn't eau de toilette just a fancy way of saying toilet water?

This explains why perfumes last longer than others

@ClownWorld Another big divide is Individualism vs. Collectivism. I think it's related to the lack of accountability issue.

The biggest divide in America isn’t left versus right. It’s people who still believe in personal responsibility versus people who think every problem is somebody else’s fault

@physicsgeek Amen

Some of you might be new followers so let me clue you in on something: if your response to pretty much anything is TEH JOOOOZ you will disappear from my feed faster than French fries do from Michael Moore's dinner plate.

@MattBrownEP When has government ever fixed anything? The govt getting involved in the college sports NIL mess will undoubtedly make it ten times worse.

I'm not a political or policy genius or anything, but I feel like if you want Congress to try and "fix" something in college sports, they probably shouldn't keep asking the same people who "broke it" about how to fix it.

@elonmusk I don't trust any AI

Trust Grok

@jarvis_best Enlightening

I try not to contradict Nate very often but there’s a perfectly valid reason why it takes so long to count votes in California. Here is a typical timeline: Election Day: everyone votes Week 1: mail in ballots, absentee ballots, military ballots, overseas ballots, ballots accidentally issued to people’s pets, and ballots harvested from Skid Row start trickling in. Week 2: As the ballots pile up, Officials consider appointing a Committee to Count Ballots. Week 3: Committee to Count Ballots is appointed and commences discussion on electing a chairman. Week 4: deadline for ballots from illegal immigrants. Week 5: Committee decides that “chairman” is an outdated term and will be replaced by a term to be decided later once the Committee to Count Ballots Diversity Consultants finishes their report. Week 6: fraudulent ballots from the Chinese Communist Party arrive. Week 7: The Committee elects as Chairzerxon a nonbinary disabled child to count the ballots. Week 8: it is discovered that the Chairzerxon does not actually know how to count. Week 9: the ballots are thrown away and the Committee announces election results that are entirely made up.

@nettermike This is exactly why we need draconian statism for all of America, so that there is no where for the evil Capitalists to flee to.

🚨 SEATTLE’S SOCIALIST MAYOR JUST HUMILIATED HERSELF IN THE NEW YORK TIMES She called concerns about millionaires fleeing the new 9.9% millionaire tax “super overblown”… and even said “And the ones that leave? Like, okay.” Now she’s forced to admit those comments “caused more harm than good.” Meanwhile, Starbucks is building a massive new headquarters in Nashville, Boeing is moving jobs to South Carolina, Amazon is expanding in Virginia, and Seattle is staring at a $140 million budget hole. The progressive billionaire who helped fund the tax just said: “Virtually every wealthy friend I have has either left or is planning to. It’s a catastrophe.” The mask is slipping. This is what happens when ideology meets reality.

@kmc1230 I've started changing my own oil again after years of being lazy and paying others to do it. Very satisfying.

Let's start a fight on the internet.

@DrFrankTurek Esther or Daniel

What Bible story would you like to see made into a Hollywood film?

@mentaldischarge @SnarkyPotatoes Who is giving you ducks? (I don't own a Jeep) And why are they giving you ducks?

@SnarkyPotatoes Every duck I've been given has been immediately thrown in the trash.

As the proud owner of a Jeep Gladiator, keeping rubber duckies on your dashboard is kinda gay.

@downbadcomment This is called "resetting the trap." (I can't remember where I saw that or I would proper credit)

@InterestingFck Wildly inaccurate

Marriage hits different 0_o

@aTmColdChills Every highway in Texas is better than I-35

Hwy 6 > I-35

@gandalf_thegreg Congrats on still being alive

if the thunder beat the spurs i will kms

@GovWhitmer Who is paying for these "free" meals?

Raise your hand if you want to make free school meals permanent ✋