⚡️ DSLA

Through the power of #AI, $DSLA evolves into a development infrastructure that generates and delivers Insurance as Code—to virtually cover any measurable risk. The SLA creation process will be made available as a @bonzai_depin multi-step agentic workflow. 🧠 Prompt > Clicks.

🔜 BonzAI v2.1 to feature a Realtime Video Captioning agentic skill. Powered by $BONZAI — bonzai.sh

🆕 BonzAI v2.0.0 for MacOS is live. Download now at bonzai.sh to enjoy sovereign, free, multi-modal AI inference and yield-bearing AI artifacts. Intelligence is not for rent. — Powered by $BONZAI and @base

🆕 BonzAI v2.0 — ⏳Packaging in Progress (MacOS) $BONZAI

🔥 The BonzAI Companions minting event has started at bonzai.sh — Launch a Smart Agent with: ☑️ Multi-modal responses (text, image, video, audio) ☑️ On-chain identity via ERC-8004 + Universal Profile ☑️ Their own, unruggable ERC-20 token ☑️ Revenue Share $BONZAI

🆕 The new BonzAI website at bonzai.sh is live. 🔥 Get ready for the most important minting event of the year starring : 🦞#OpenClaw x #ERC8004 BonzAI Companions $BONZAI

将你的 $BonzAI 实例连接到任何消息平台。🦞@OpenClaw 是一个多渠道 AI 网关，将来自 WeChat、Feishu、iMessage、WhatsApp、Telegram 和 Discord 的对话直接路由到你的本地 BonzAI 推理管道。一人 AI 公司的基础设施 — 在你自己的硬件上运营整个业务，无需 Tencent Cloud、无需 Alibaba Cloud、无月费

BonzAI Revenue Share is coming. Today. The wildest Agentic Commerce experiment this year. $BONZAI

⚠️Availability $DSLA integration allows you to stake on P2P inference commitments and claim compensation when those commitments are not met — turning availability from a promise into an enforceable contract.

⚠️ Centralized AI trust issues: - Training Data - Data Confidentiality - Reuse of Input - Output Bias - Output Censorship - Output Auditability - Accountability - Security - Alignment Opacity - Pricing - Model Nerfing - Vendor Lock-in - Availability 💡 $BONZAI fixes this—A 🧵

"PegGuard is a decentralized prediction market that enables users to bet on the volatility of digital currency pegs, providing real-time insights and risk management tools for traders and investors." $DSLA

With DSLA v3.0, virtually anyone is a Prediction Market Protocol founder. 1-click AI generation of the PegGuard ($PGD) Prediction Market, powered by $DSLA v3.0 and $BONZAI @bonzai_depin

A $DSLA contract is a peer-to-peer Prediction Market on any event you can measure with an Oracle. On 12.05 BonzAI has successfully started our journey towards Prediction AGI. 🗓️ Demo Day on 12.12. @Chainlink @Polymarket @Kalshi $LINK $BONZAI

@coingecko @MEXC_Official 👋 @MEXC_Official following up on our TG message, for verification.

@coingecko @MEXC_Official @coingecko this is still not fixed.

Hi @coingecko, It appears our @MEXC_Official volume for $DSLA is wrongly reported on your website. We've submitted a request, accordingly. Thanks for the help!

As @bonzai_depin v0.9 is getting out of stealth, $DSLA will make its debut as an Agentic Floor Insurance Layer for tokenized AI collectibles: #AI Prompt, Content, Dataset, Checkpoints & Telemetry NFTs. ☝️ Oh and holding $DSLA will also entitle you to $BONZAI revenue share. Go.

🆕 Work in Progress: $DSLA v3.0's Agentic Insurance against negative NFT PNL, on the @bonzai_depin Smart Agent marketplace.

🆕 BonzAI Real Estate Smart Agent Demo Spend $BONZAI to turn real estate listings like theagencyre.com/single-family/… into a video. Powered by @AlibabaGroup #Qwen3, Kokoro #TTS and @FFmpeg. Via @TheAgencyRE

🆕 $BONZAI token's 1st utility: watermarking removal A 5 second generation of a watermarked image using turbo mode. ☝️ Spend $BONZAI to remove watermarks, or leave watermarks to help BonzAI go viral.