STEVE HUFF

Fix the Void FIX the VOID the VOID FIX THE V O I D

@theleanover Apparently my wife will tolerate an 11 but she kind of likes a 5-10 hybrid too. (Both of them me.)

if you're not down with a hairy chest/shoulders 12 you're missing out

@theleanover "Come play with us, Adam. Forever, and ever, and ever..."

I don't let children speak to me because nothing they can say matters

that their teeth were keys to cosmic

@theleanover It’d be awkward because my feelings are fraternal, not romantic, but hey, I’m an open-minded guy.

what if we kissed at Big Trees

one time i ate a ghost pepper that was so spicy two of my grandpas came back from the dead.

@theleanover They're supposed to be like all intellectual & shit so they're sleeping on you, bro.

@SteveHuff Let me email Harvard and get the ball going

If you were my roommate would you be mad at me for installing a towel hook for hand towels by the bathroom sink

@theleanover ARE YOU A HARVARD PROFESSOR YET? Bro, I've got like two awesome, cool friends here (aside from my wife) and need at least one more. Also, one of my local friends is a composer/impresario, so we could write a libretto for an opera he composes or something.

@SteveHuff I'll work on it

listed for auction, including: - Teeth from the mouths of saints - Robots named after biblical characters - Dread Elder God baseball cards (some covered in ichor)

OBJECTS in MIRRORS

@theleanover Goddammit Adam, get a job (or something) at Harvard so we can hang sometime.

@SteveHuff Cool. I went ahead and did it, will be interesting if they say anything

no one ever identified the origin of Urine Jar No. 27B,

Absolute banger of a new band name or album title: "Roadkill Raccoon Penis Incident."

OK I am officially accepted into SF State for an MA in Literature this fall, now I just need to raise $12K for the first year's tuition

said, “Stop meddling in the past, Ronald, I’m pretty sure you're ending bloodlines.” Ronald considered this. “Look,” he said, “if Neanderthals believe in a hell because they see clown in the forest, how is that bad?” A honking horn interrupted, followed by a braying

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Dream Packet Distribution ceases until Worker joy explodes

Everyone just bow to Auntie JCO now. She has won the internet for 2026.

nooo, probably not. Hemingway would have considered Twitter a total waste of time. Hemingway did not write quickly, or easily. his best prose is chiseled as poetry. quite the antithesis of, for instance, Kerouac or Ginsberg. or Mailer, who wrote fluidly. Hemingway would have considered anything online as "pearls cast before swine." his prose was too precious. 500 words from Hemingway could leave him exhausted.