Stray.exe

This is the song you didn't even know you were trying to remember. You're welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=H9K8-3…

@PastaLording Bro is on that 80/20 carb to protein ratio. Holy chungus.

im a fat chud pushing 25. Got kicked out of university, became even more isolated from my family and friends, and now I make next to nothing working graveyard shifts at a minimum wage job. Steak with fries

@AngelMD1103 Bought 3 computers just to take them back? Interesting.

This escalated FAST… A customer tried to return a $3,000 item at Best Buy, but the cashier refused, and things quickly turned tense. Situations like this can go from calm to confrontational in seconds, especially when big money is involved. Who do you think is actually in the wrong here, the customer or the store? And should stores be more flexible with returns on expensive items?

@dom_lucre For those wondering this is made out of real gold. So yea.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Balenciaga is going viral after selling this handbag for $1790.

@SaltCx @DudeWhoInvests Zooms out to a huge bearish flip indicator lol.

@DudeWhoInvests It’s literally just for the headline for views. Zoom out

Makes LITERALLY ZERO sense. GOLD the hedge for geopolitical instability is crashing in the face of geopolitical instability. Can’t make this up.

@pduct4 @Dark_Dragon_X_ @AstrallAstrid @Alex_Amore_ He would have e-knocked his e-lights e-out.

@Dark_Dragon_X_ @AstrallAstrid @Alex_Amore_ why is he lucky?

**PSA** This dude has been following me on Twitch for a bit, and has never made cancer jokes before. He decided to make one about me using a bald redeem. After @Alex_Amore_ asked him to not do so he was insanely rude and told him to “ban him or fuck off”. His username is the same on twitch. This is fucking DISGUSTING behavior. Cancer isn’t a fucking joke, and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

@paisleyexe How did he know you were wearing a thong?

Honestly feel violated by this. I'm streaming fucking Pokemon for crying out loud. Never talked to this person ever but they begged me to read the message attached to the PayPal dono. I hate how easily these men force their fetishes on someone who's EXISTING PLAYING GAMES? f off

@eatsoupveryyum @GiftedHoops_ Yes, all multiplayer games have voice chat. Great take, keep them coming.

@StrayExe @GiftedHoops_ Bro can’t have fun if he can’t hear a 15 year old scream slurs into his shitty mic

First game of 2026 I’ve seen designed for the unemployed

@LegolasVS Oh lol, well yea the OP is in the US but here you legally have to provide your address and most info that’s on your DL anyways so showing it is only exposing like… your height and blood type… eye color, etc.

@StrayExe To the insurance company or the guy whose car I hit? I've never had to give anyone my address. Just gave them my number and told them to bill me on whatsapp. Third world country things I guess?

Both the daughter and the father don’t know what to do in a car accident I’m crying.

@LegolasVS You have to provide your address anyways lol.

@StrayExe You should exchange info but don't give them a pic of your whole ID that has your address and a bunch of other personal info on it.

@callanable I ain’t reading all that.

it's been almost six months since I did something... admittedly inadvisable: moved across the country to live with a guy I met online a few months prior and had spent under three weeks with in person. I'm reflecting after an NYC visit, where my last three relationships ended. I'd moved in with boyfriends before—deliberately, we gone apartment hunting, ostensibly preparing to build our lives together. each time after moving in, I was so excited to make it my home. each time, I'd thought found my person—no more tiptoeing around inconsiderate roommates! each time, things went wrong. they complained that they didn't feel "at home" with me. that I took up too much space, made them small. I tried so hard to include them in decorating decisions, but they never wanted to be involved—they just got upset whenever I made any changes to the home. and they left me thinking I was controlling, dominant, unsafe. so this summer, I found myself sleeping in the attic over my dad's garage, surrounded by the vestiges of those failed homes. a lazy susan I bought for that deep kitchen cabinet, a whiteboard calendar with last month's dates on it, hanging closet organizers without a closet to hang in. it had happened again. I put years into building a home and was now effectively homeless. I had many reasons to feel bitter, but it was obvious that my previous attempts were all wrong. past-me thought I could make anything work, but never asked "should I?" so, in that attic with no running water over my dad's garage, I began to recalibrate. I'd connected with someone here who I really liked; I'd slid into his DMs months earlier, and he'd been a gently supportive presence through the most destabilizing and brutal few months of my life. he saw me at my lowest and didn't flinch. he didn't pursue me or demand anything, but he didn't run away either. I basically handed him the book of Callan: here's all of my past, my flaws, my mistakes, my shame—please reject me now! (I do not recommend this, by the way.) and things progressed from there. fast-forward to October, I showed up to his house with a suitcase and my cat. we wanted to see if we could work as quickly as possible. (I can't say I recommend this either!) he said, "take up as much space as you want or need—whichever is larger." but in my head those voices from the previous living situations echoed: Callan is domineering, overbearing, scary, too much. so I sat on the floor on my laptop every day, staying small. I put on headphones even when he was at work. I said yes to everything no matter what. I shut off my preferences. I did chores only when he was out of the house, and when he did the dishes I feared he was cleaning "at me." he picked me up off the floor and put me on the couch. told me to play my music on the speakers. he asked "are you sure?" when I automatically said yes. he listened when I said what I like/dislike. he laughed when I asked if he was mad at me for not doing the dishes. so when I came home from NYC to find the house completely changed, I remembered how my exes hated when I rearranged or organized something, even if they later admitted it was an improvement. now, I'm on the other side, and it just... feels like love. it is love. after six months here, after so many years of being told I needed to be smaller, I'm still learning to take up space. sometimes you're not the bad things people call you, you're just trying to be right for the wrong people.

@YUUPHOBlC @AvalonWarrior66 Cap.

@AvalonWarrior66 i don’t even get money off this tweet why would i do that 😭😭

when will men realize they can also wear makeup

@Ac7ionMann Bros recovering from getting his back blown out still.

Day 3 of my ban I still haven’t left the hotel and I’ve been eating and sleeping in 12 hour increments. The depression is setting in as I stare at the clock and calendar waiting to come out of the box like a hockey player on penalty. Thank you everyone for all your kind words. I just might get through this…

@car_rips @CardPurchaser Skill issue not scam issue lil bro.

Decided to rip my first edition jungle pack that was” heavy” I bought this about eight years ago and it was in a blister when I originally got it, but I’m thinking the pack was tampered with what do you think? @CardPurchaser

@mmochud It’s been dead huh

since lost ark is dead whats everyone planning on doing now?

@ib35y45 They don’t test these. They gave 10 dollars of store credit for it. You won’t sell it as it is likely corrupted or fake. (Many such cases).

Legit Pokémon crystal for 50 bucks from GameStop? Absolutely insane come up I feel guilty.

@CodyAlanAllred @Skoomtrap Please name a single JRPG that takes 8 hours to get good so we can laugh at you.

@Skoomtrap Have you played ANY Jrpg?

“disliked the first 8 hours” dog im not playing a game for 8 fucking hours before it gets good

@MetamateDaz Shrooms.

how do you get your work ethic back? I burned myself out from 2018-2025 and now I’m tired and just don’t want to anymore.

@K0T0H1KA Yea that’s good if you cook at home and have no car payment.

If i make 2300-ish dollars a month and spent 1021 of it on rent is that livable? I’m not good at money 😭