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@Tonysmarkettips We'll handle how your mom handles dick in the back seat of a Buick, just fine.

If the 49ers are in another Super Bowl under Kyle Shanahan, its going to be so intense, not just because this fanbase is craving #6, not just because of the past close calls and heartbreak, but also because I’m not sure how Kyle and the fans could psychologically handle another Super Bowl loss involving a Kyle mistake.

@kathleenmadigan No Human is infallible, you're all dumb assholes.

@SamanthaTaghoy Looks like black people doing black people things with a different excuse.

Dear Western liberals, Islamists are selling Christians as slaves in Libya and the Congo Islamists are eradicating the entire Christian population of Nigeria Islamists have admitted their goal is to destroy Christianity across the world This is what genocide looks like.

@ogatairl Shut up terrorist

Non Muslims should stop saying Wallahi , it’s not a slang or some funny word for u to be spamming

@shadihamid O man here we have Muslim lieing again. It seems impossible for them to communicate without lieing.

Most American Muslims aren't immigrants. They're born and raised here. And they're not that different from the Republican base when it comes to questions of homosexuality, gender, and family. We don't ask Republicans to "assimilate" into American liberal culture. 1/

@Versaci_ How many people have been raped during Jihad? Shut the fuck up Muslim trash.

من أكبر عمليات الاغتصاب في تاريخ البشرية بعد هزيمة ألمانيا في الحرب العالمية الثانية اغتصب (الحلفاء) 2 مليون إمرأة ألمانية وتناثرت جثث كثير منهنّ في الشوارع لم يتردد جنود الحلفاء لحظة واحدة في إعدام أية امرأة رفضت الرضوخ لمطالبهم قبلت ألمانيا حتى منتصف الخمسينات بتسجيل 37 ألف طفل باسم أمهاتهم الزوس : اغتصبو اكثر من مليون الامريكان : 190 الف البريطانيون : 45 ألف والفرنسيون : 50 ألف مرتكبو هذه الجرائم هم من يحاضرون علينا اليوم بحقوق الإنسان وحقوق المرأة من كتاب عندما اتى الجنود.

@AnselmD @Devon_Eriksen_ You're all just a bunch of rats who could never over throw their rulers and make your own country. Fag.

@Devon_Eriksen_ I live near Chester in England and I’m 50+ We never carry any guns and have never needed to… perfectly safe without them So maybe ask yourself why you need to go to the supermarket in your country with a killing weapon?? It strikes us as very odd

Okay, time to explain guns to our new friends. Every day, when I leave the house, I attach a holstered handgun to my belt, under my shirt or coat. I would no more leave the house without a gun than I would walk around outdoors without shoes. Is it because I "need" a gun? No. I live in rural Tennessee, which is state in the American south. It's very safe here. The dangerous parts of America are big cities where the local government is leftist, and they shelter illegal migrant from the third world, and won't send violent criminals to prison. Places like Chicago and New York City. Yet, any time I leave the house, I put on a gun, knowing that I will probably never have to use it, and if I do, it will probably be on an aggressive stray dog, not a human. So why do I do it? Why do many other people who live around me do it? Why do we do this so much that carrying a gun is considered totally normal? If someone spotted it, it would not even arouse a comment, much less any fear. In fact, it is legal to carry a gun openly here, without covering it up. Covering it up is just considered polite. So.... why? Well, try thinking of an English nobleman, during the reign of Elizabeth the First. When he dressed to go ride to court, he would hang a slender fencing sword, called a rapier or smallsword, from his belt. He didn't expect to be attacked. He didn't even expect to fight a duel. And if he was challenged to a duel, he wouldn't need his sword right then. He would meet his challenger later at an agreed-upon place and time. No, he wore his sword because it was an expression of who he was. He was a gentleman, a person of status, with the legal privilege of carrying a sword. By carrying a sword, he asserted his rights and prerogatives as a nobleman. In Japan, you had the same sort of thing happening. The samurai, members of the bushi class, wore the two swords not because they expected to be attacked at any moment, but because the two swords were an essential part of who he was. So, in these two cases, weapons were carried by noblemen as an assertion of status. They had the right to do so, and they did so in order to assert, exercise, and retain the right. Americans carry guns because every American citizen is a nobleman. When we fought the British for our independence, that war began on April 19th, 1775, when British troops, fearing American rebelliousness, marched out from Boston to confiscate guns from people living in the surrounding countryside. Our ancestors did not submit to this. We shot them instead, and they fled back to Boston with their tails between their legs, to cower under the cover of the guns from the warship HMS Sommerset. Thus began several years of war. And when we won that war, we made a country where no government, and no man, would ever be allowed to disarm the people. No agent of the government may say to us, "I may have a gun, and you may not." Because to say that is to say "I am a nobleman, and you are a peasant. I am a master, and you are a slave." We are not peasants here. We are all noblemen. That is the most basic principle of what it means to be an American. I can be impoverished, so I can to be so poor that I live in a van down by the river. But however reduced my circumstances, as an American, I still have the rights and freedoms of a nobleman, of a daimyo, because that is the basic founding idea of the nation we forged on that day. If you come to America to visit, if you walk among us, you will pass many people carrying guns. You will not notice this. You will not see them. You will witness no violence. Everything will be normal. But the guns will be there. Because that is who we are. We don't carry guns to be violent. We don't wish to be rude, or to intimidate people. We keep our guns covered up. But they are the deepest, most essential part of what it means to be American.

@Parsonalsecret No, Japan needs V-8s and smokehouses.

世界の皆さん 日本🇯🇵に移民が必要だと思いますか？

@yannispappas You cannot have humans with out conflict, sorry Yannis.

I want a list of nations that didn’t form into existence without migration, conflict, or displacement.

@MelindaBChu1 @aakashgupta This idiot doesn't understand the word "mature." It gets to vote.

@aakashgupta The owner could also plant a tree when they buy the house though. Why would it be the developers responsibility to plant trees? Some people don’t want trees. Clearly b/c they never bought them.

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute. Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home. So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room. The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely. The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running. Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

@JoelWBerry Shut up traitor

A ton of people here saying “If he’s old enough to go to war, he’s old enough to have an opinion.” I agree, but that misses what I’m saying. No one is saying an high-school kid doesn’t have the right to an opinion. I had one when I was a teenage USMC infantryman who got sent to fight in Iraq. But like most teens, that opinion was largely formed through peers and post 9/11 propaganda. Today, kids are inundated with much more pervasive foreign and anti-American propaganda through public schools and the internet. It’s not organic. Kids are being conditioned. You’d have to be a fool to deny that reality.

If an 18-year-old kid has extremely strong opinions on Israel and foreign policy, something’s wrong there. That’s not an opinion earned through years of learning and life experience. It’s the result of a kid spending hours on his phone, being conditioned by an algorithm.

@Coach_Yac Their own ligaments wtf are you talking about.

Who’s stopping this 49ers offense?

@fxbianoooo @OurSf49ers When has this ugly motherfucker ever stayed healthy? He couldn't get open last year, he's not even going to play this year, probably blow a hammy in traing camp and never see the field.

@OurSf49ers I’m happy. He is getting old but if he stays healthy, he’s a great target for Purdy.

How are you feeling that the 49ers just signed Mike Evans Faithful!?

@Coach_Yac Almost completely kills my interest in this group going forward. There is not a logical reason to add him, none.

Faithful, on a scale from 1-10, how we feeling about the 49ers signing Mike Evans?

@nwagoner Worst signing possible. Three fucking years? He *might* play 3 consecutive games in that span. What the fuck man.

The #49ers get some WR help. In a bit of a surprise, it's Evans, who is 32 and coming off an injury-plagued 2025 season. Before that, however, one of the most consistently productive wideouts in NFL history. Don't expect the Niners to be anywhere close to done at this position this offseason, either.

@CrusaderBear333 @dsonoiki Genetically what?

@dsonoiki Is this guy trolling us? Or is this a real comment? Yo can’t tell me Africans are genetically returded when you see shit like this 😂

white people are more upset by troops dying than by someone saying the n word 😂😂😂

@EdKrassen Oh no, not the olive oil.

BREAKING: Trump: "We are going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain." We rely on Spain for Olive oil, wine, pharmaceuticals, aerospace components, and many specialty chemicals.

@KellyScaletta Joe Biden paid for these planes.

The replacement cost for the three planes shot down in Kuwait: $360 million. The cost to feed every student in Wisconsin breakfast and lunch for 2 years: $311 million. Our priorities are fucked.

@wynrosei Males also get raped.

Babies get raped. Elderly women get raped. Women dressed modestly get raped. Women in hijabs get raped. Nuns get raped. Women in jeans, tracksuits, pyjamas, school uniforms, work uniforms get raped. There is no outfit that prevents rape and no outfit that invites it. If you are more comfortable analysing a woman’s clothing than condemning a rapist, you are part of the problem.