TJ
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@crying_anabell @Necravor I'm guessing cumin and red pepper flakes are involved?
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WJAT IS THIS FCKASS TRANSLATE??? THATS NOT WHAT I SAID HELP
crying_anabell@crying_anabell
@Necravor kizini kacircak eski turk usulu
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@historyinmemes How can you accidentally accomplish what you were intentionally trying to do in the way you planned on doing it?
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They ordered 20 pizzas for this Breaking Bad scene, but Bryan Cranston accidentally nailed the roof toss in a single take.
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@imagesaicouldnt Depends how the payment is received. If some fucker is just handing me a penny every second I'll gladly take the $2.5 million instead
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@Graculus01 @geka9400 Not sure why that would make me jealous since I haven't paid for a gym fee in over 20 years. I'm sure you truly are in tip top shape for a fluorescent green cartoon
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I also think eating a pastry for breakfast is insane but what is the obsession with protein lmfao 😭
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut
Sorry to be a food shamer but something that is actually really insane to me as someone who doesn’t even diet are the people who believe a pastry is breakfast. You fr just had a scone or a cinnamon roll or a coffee cake to start your day. Zero protein whatsoever. Nothing. Just a pastry.
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@Puppieslover Coulda just rubbed his nose if he wanted to see the color of his tongue
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@southbandit93 @mak_aura I knew quite a few Twitter geniuses wouldn't be able to tell that he was kidding but I think you're the only commenter that could tell it was obviously just classic dugout humor
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eating a banana like it’s ribs is insane 😭
Redd@ReddCinema
Eating a banana like that should be illegal
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@Op4real1 @arojinle1 Penguins really are fascinating when it comes to their obsession with money
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@arojinle1 After listening to the other side of the story, it happened that the parents are thrift collectors of their clan and they died in an accident without disclosing where they kept the money.
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@IndianaGPA I love how having a bigger/better weapon automatically means that the other person's weapon can't harm you in movies
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@BradfemlyWalsh If it's warm enough you WILL get a unique aroma in NYC that you won't get anywhere else.
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Is there a more American opinion than thinking no-one walks anywhere else in the world, only New York?
Marc Torrence@marctorrence
This will sound like an obnoxious “only in New York thing” but randomly deciding to walk 6 miles home from work because it’s a nice day and you want some fresh air is really an amazing experience you can’t get anywhere else
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@kazzaloveslife I don't care what my parents tell you, there is a monster under there and would appreciate it so much if you did get it
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@lord_gay46159 @nocontextmemes You don't understand what a hypothetical question is do you?
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@nocontextmemes If you chose the black hole wouldn't you just be shredded up in perpetual suffering
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@dfwmaxxie @yo90361221 @imfynerthanfyne It may look better but how does it help the OP? That's like if someone asked you what color to paint their house and you show them a picture a giant mansion that isn't their house because it looks better.
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