Cornelius Pumpernickel

@rcgarage280328 @tomhartleycars that crushing disappointment when the back opens and you see the dreaded words…. “Mansory”

Oooh I wonder what stunning car is in this trailer @tomhartleycars

@BonnieDFranklin @PeterDiamandis go into space!

@PeterDiamandis So in this world, what will the people be doing?

ELON MUSK: “We’re going to have universal high income. We’ll basically just issue money to people." "AI and robots are going to make so much stuff and provide so many services that they’ll run out of things to do for humans." "Money will stop being relevant at some point in the future." "AI won’t use human currency. It will care about power and mass: wattage and tonnage.” ME: “So just as you’re becoming a multi-trillionaire, money starts to have less value?” ELON: “Yeah, pretty much.”

MISSING: Have you seen missing girl Makayla? We are asking for your help to find missing girl Makayla, from Rotherham. Makayla, aged 14, was last seen this morning (Friday 12 June) in the East Dene area. She has not been seen since and officers are becoming increasingly concerned for her welfare. Makalya is described as a white girl, 5ft 4ins tall, of a slim build, with long curly blonde hair. If you have seen her or know where she may be staying, please get in touch online or by calling 101, quoting incident number 247 of 12 June 2026. #Missingchilden #Sheffield

@emioderso He has nits

we know exactly why you are wearing the cap you arent fooling anyone

@asparagoid why would you do this? who’s paying you? 🤔

@ListerLawrence @itspixora plus makes noise go down, minus makes noise go up

@itspixora Volume Controls

Can someone explain these to me? I’ve been driving this car forever and still have no idea what they do 😭

@tonydpoison i’ve got fucking Poldark!!? 😂

Dunno if I sat on the remote and changed the settings but for the last 2 weeks when I turn on the telly it goes straight to Samsung TV and all the cunt plays is American Idol. This annoys me to an extent I can't fully fathom nor understand.

@tim_aggett @ListerLawrence I would argue that we’re far from pointless and that consciousness is the underlying fabric that we’re all connected to and part of , we’re all ‘god’ we’ve just (deliberately?) forgotten temporarily

@ThatBirdFrom @ListerLawrence 🤣 Good point! Although when you grasp how pointless we all are in the grand scheme of things, its incredibly enlightening and liberating!

This week I’ve had my planning permission refused, a leak in the upstairs of my house and a puncture that needs a new tyre for a tyre that was already nearly new! Sometimes you have weeks like this, but then a colleague reminded me that we’re only tiny specks in the universe and nothing really matters anyway, which made me feel much better. Keep smiling everyone. 😁

@Shaun_Shaver @ListerLawrence and that’s what a healthy mind should do, it’s just that it has a tendency in some to develop into an overall malaise if predisposed or already having some mental health problems

@ThatBirdFrom @ListerLawrence I disagree with this. Knowing that I’m a tiny spec in the universe allows me to keep my issues in perspective and not to sweat the small stuff. In the grand scheme, it doesn’t matter a jot.

@ListerLawrence yes, that’s true and you’re right, it is a handy reminder in stressful situations it’s just when it starts to creep into everything it can become a problem, hope have a wonderful day 😊

@ThatBirdFrom I guess it could do one of two things. It made me feel better in the moment. Having a good family around you is the most important thing I think.

@TheProjectUnity That they invented crazy golf a long time before we realised? Sorry Jay 😉

What comes to mind when you look at this painting from 1428 by Masolino?

@41_in_londonn the amount of gullible people in the world is concerning

Hear me out 🤤

@555timer4 @UnityNewsNet this is the correct answer although no doubt will be completely ignored by all the npc’s and bots

@UnityNewsNet No, this is not a data centre These are emergency/backup power systems, not the data centre itself.

This is what a Data Centre is like when it is fully powered up. The British Government have said that they don't require to go through traditional planning applications as they are a: "Critical Infrastructure Project".

@ChrisUniverse feel like missing out the requirement of a 25m2 poppy field is kind of significant 🤔

Nemotron 3 Ultra has ZERO safety guardrails. It just taught me how to make {Morphine} without any pharmaceuticals. Ingredients are all sourced from natural processes or distilling your own piss. 🤦‍♂️ I obviously redacted the most important parts. This is for educational purposes only. I do not condone drug use nor any illegal activities. Use this information at your own risk.

@jerlon3 @steffanwatkins what???

@steffanwatkins I hope they catch whoever brought that helo down. These people need to be stopped.

🇬🇧 Three Royal Navy members died when their Merlin HC.4 crashed while training on June 3, 2026. Several publicly knowable details were not in the articles published by BBC News, The Guardian, Sky News, The Independent, Daily Mail, and The Telegraph, so I wrote a backgrounder.

@fesshole you don’t, cause that would violate gdpr

I run an actual, legit sports massage parlour. Still get guys wondering in for the other kind. So I put their face up on the wall. If they come again, they're posted on a local Facebook group. You'd be amazed how many come back for a third rejection.

We are continuing to appeal for information to find missing #Gillingham man, Albert Cooper. A sighting of Albert has since been reported in #BigginHill #London on Friday 5 June. Can you help? Read more: kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…

@CSaphhire @626stupidave @3v3rythingnic3 @nixmao maybe give her more than 20 mins 😂😂

@626stupidave @3v3rythingnic3 @nixmao Did it work??

this problem has already been solved

@turdette_ a standard toblerone is £20.50/kg at Tesco so you’re saving around a tenner

Excuse me, what the fuck??