Tristan Habeck

The perfect video exists.

@siphillipssport @JacobSteinberg I beg

Robert Sánchez and Djordje Petrovic are on the market this summer for clubs looking for a new goalkeeper. [@JacobSteinberg]

Maresca, do you have the minerals?

@bobbobinss @TitusOReily Same

I turned on Kayo the other day and it didn’t have this screen.

@TweetChelseaUK Us stopping us

Chelsea are most definitely winning today, who’s stopping us?

@chorlton19 @LordZepie_IV @NoContextBrits They are drinking schooners not pints. This is in Australia

@LordZepie_IV @NoContextBrits She is Irish this was in Dublin it's been doing the rounds for ages

@willbxtn @theGorelander @NoContextBrits This video is in Australia

@theGorelander @NoContextBrits Evidentally you've not been on a night out in the UK, or hung out with any, say, British/Australian/Irish students.

@7AFL That last one 😥 #goswans

Name one game of footy that you wish you could permanently erase from your memory

@MartinelliMonda @FPL_Harry You’ll get him if Pacqueta doesn’t play

Neco Williams CS banked. Who benched 😉

Jetstar flights: $1200 Accom: $500 Sunglasses: $20 Facepaint: $5 The look of losing a prelim by a point: priceless

@MenInBlazers Get a grip. I love you guys, but your fuckin agenda stinks.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA. THOMAS TUCHEL HAS BEEN FIRED 🙌

Has President Abramovich ordered General Tuchel to withdraw the troops from Ukraine yet?

Wouldn’t surprise me if the Premier League moved Liverpool’s game with Brentford to Cameroon next weekend to make sure they were full strength.

Aguerrroooooooo

Extremely poor from Fabrizio Romano, whom I respect greatly as a journalist. Especially as he was translating from his native language into one in which most CFC fans would read off. It seems he has deliberately added words, added a spin that wasn’t there and all for clicks.

Wow, UEFA really did screw up that Champions League draw, didn't they? #UCL

Chelsea will be over the moon with that win. Brentford deserved something but that's a title race win from Chelsea

Ngolinho, my bae ❤️

What A Week 🤩🔵 #CFC