𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙏.

"𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦." #outlastrp #outlastoc #ocrp

@twistingflesh Ow, I see...

@W00DHART too slow, dr. woodhart. red apple's been taken.

🍎🍏

@abootofsteel Oh, same !

I am.

HELLO I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR TWEETS FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE DR. FUTTERMAN ON YOUR ISLAND. HE IS MY COMFORT CHARACTER AND SEEING HIM IN AN ENVIRONMENT NOT MEANT FOR HIM BRINGS ME ANXIETY

Gods I'm exhausted...

@twistingflesh ... Of course. Yes, yes I would.

@W00DHART you'd tell me if there was some ... recreational substance usage going on, wouldn't you ?

people are doing lines without me .... 🙁🙁🙁🙁

@EdithLyman_ Of course Mrs. Lyman, anything you'd like works by me as long as it's allowed by the rules...

@W00DHART I'll consider just for you, doll. However, I will require you to repay my generosity in the future.

Police are just poor men who attack their own class out of spite, pitiful things, really. I suppose a secretary who could hold their own would be beneficial, as long as they aren't disobedient. I wouldn't want to have to euthanize the poor puppy.

@DrAFutterman What you wanna do is dangerous !

@W00DHART I DO WHAT I WANT

HERES GUNS AND HAVE FUN

@AllCareHarmony_ I wholeheartedly agree!

@W00DHART Don't even mention him, he is an dickhead and will always be.

Today's day was..pretty calm, i'm surprised myself. I did some blood extraction, Cuts and Stitches, i wonder if i will be allowed to leave soon and have a drink. 💭

@AllCareHarmony_ Especially when you work for... *They lean closer and whisper* That asshole of Easterman...

@W00DHART Ugh i know right?? This place basically drains you !

@abootofsteel ...well, that went better than my first time with the cop.

@W00DHART Sure, sure. *he mutters, shoving the chips into his mouth as he walks out*

Say Pizza To Drugs.

@abootofsteel Please, come by my office tomorrow afternoon ! 3 pm sharp, please !

@W00DHART *he immediately grabs the chips, tearing into them like a man possessed* Thanks doc. Also that was unnervin' as hell. See ya 'round, I guess.

@abootofsteel I'm not the one watching you, but it's true that I do know a lot *They chuckle, placing their notes in a folder before placing said folder in a drawer* Here, your chips.

@W00DHART Nah, ya probably have everythin' in there. Watchin' my every move in here.

@abootofsteel I see... Thank you, mr. Steelboot. Is there anything you'd like me to be aware of that is not already in your file ?

@W00DHART I uh... I mean like the other ones. The prime assets. It's just a sayin', kid. I don't have anythin' against them homosexuals. Don't care what they do in their own bedroom, that's their business. *shrug*

@theidolboy Perry or psychosurgery ?

Hello folks! I'm uh... Bob... Bob Vaner! and this is our– uh our brand new show! Perry Or Psychosurgery!

@abootofsteel Mhm, I see. And those "other queers" you speak of, who are they ? Do you harbor any hatred towards queers in general, or is it just a saying ? *They scribble down notes*

@W00DHART Whoa, that's a lotta questions. But to answer truthfully. I'd say am a pretty regular fella, hardworkin' man y'know, unlike those other queers am forced to work with. Do I enjoy Sinyala? Nah, maybe when I worked a normal job here, sure! But now, it's hell on earth.

@abootofsteel Well, what kind of man are you ? Do you enjoy life in Sinyala ? Have you met the Skinner Man before ? *They lean closer, over their desk* Anything's good to know if it leads me to understanding you more.

@W00DHART *he leans back in his seat, resting his feet up on the desk with a loud CLANK of metal* Hmm, what's there to tell? Am not that interestin' of a person to listen to. Unless ya wanna hear me yap on about Easterman's bald forehead hahaha.

@NurseDarling_1 Ah, it's true that life was expensive. The food's good yes ! Well, it depends what... I always found snails to be absolutely appalling and disgusting.

@W00DHART Ah, I see... I've always wanted to visit. I just never had the money growing up. I've heard the food is nice.

I miss France...

@NurseDarling_1 Better than here, for sure. People weren't as... Rude ? And I guess I didn't get kidnapped there.

@W00DHART What was it like there?