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“I’ll see you tomorrow”
I’ll be waiting for ‘tomorrow’ every day for the rest of my life.
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Wisconsin Sass
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Wisconsin Sass
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the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼♀️
where the happy cows are Entrou em Şubat 2014
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And we don’t gatekeep in this house so: if you have an iPhone, block the person and then unblock them. It’s that simple. It will show “you stopped sharing your location with (person)” in the text thread, but this should only be visible to YOU. It will look normal on their end.
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I keep ending up making friends with women younger than me so of course I have to turn into the big sister and teach them some life hacks. Today it was how to stop someone from seeing your location without them being notified that you did it on purpose.
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I just saw a quote that said, “You worry too much for someone who figures it out every time” and I feel like I’m not the only one who needs to hear that.
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i’ll teach you how to do an
australian accent.
say this out loud exactly as it’s written
have you bean to spice lightly
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@WisconsinSass My daughter would say pizza logs, it's a buffalo thing.
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Men, don’t overstate your importance. You are easily replaced by mozzarella sticks.
sugamummy 🧚🏽♀️@ceraliza
There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.
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If I could shout this at every overly empathetic 20 something year old woman I would. He doesn’t need you to fix him. If he wanted to be better he would do it with or without you. You are not the asshole whisperer. You deserve more than that.
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Imagine hating me and I’m just in my room doing hobbit quests for hours
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It’s 7:30pm and I am fueled solely by a large cold brew and a breakfast sandwich, I am ready to be a menace
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OMG HER PRECIOUS LITTLE SMIRK
monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈@oreoeocat
I don’t remember who got this vest off the wishlist but she’s finally tried it on!
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Uber Driver: Any fun plans for tonight?
Me: Gravbing some beers with friends before we go to an EDM show
Uber Driver: There’s no need to over share
Me: What?
Uber Driver: I don’t need to know you’re into BDSM
Me: Oh. OH! No, I’m going to an E D M show! Lazers and shit
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@COgirlWIworld And the fact that it’s brewers colors?? Yes
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I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.”
Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.
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Days I’ve gone without forgetting my reusable Aldi bags: 0
Now I gotta do the walk of shame to my car with these paper bags 😶
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This is absolutely something my mother would say. She can and has verbatim quoted the entire “into the wine not the label” scene from Schitt’s Creek to explain gender and sexuality to people before.
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper
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