Wisconsin Sass

“I’ll see you tomorrow” I’ll be waiting for ‘tomorrow’ every day for the rest of my life.

@BlueCheese608 As it should!

@WisconsinSass 😂 I live in an urban neighborhood where I can see maybe half a dozen balconies from ours. Occasionally see one or two of them at a time occupied on a nice evening. But it’s like clockwork. A tornado siren instantly fills almost all of them.

This may be the most Midwest coded video I’ve ever seen

A reminder that JK Rowling is an awful individual and while her works are inspiring and important to so many millions of people the creator is an ugly bitch

@MKENewYorker Oh no, now most men aren’t gonna know how to turn off the light 😩

Stumbled upon the cuntiest light switch cover imaginable

@MKENewYorker Oh this is excellent

One of my buddies who works at Milwaukee Tool sent me this and it’s nothing but perfection

@Wondermoon__ I got that one too when I was there lmao

@OriginalCritch_ I feel like that’s its own category 🤔

@WisconsinSass I ALMOST said lime sherbet. But I guess its not really ice cream? Blue moon is a VIBE though.

BLUE 👏🏼 MOON 👏🏼 (honorable mention to birthday cake, pistachio, cherry garcia, cookie dough, and mint chocolate chip)

@OriginalCritch_ You got this!!!

Fighting like hell to get my brain to go back on a calorie deficit, but the pre workout stairmaster 5 days a week persists. Sheer force of will.

@jrbrocks25 It kind of looks like it was tbh

@WisconsinSass Yeah, don’t go to the basement or anything or an internal room just stand by the window and watch the chaos lol surprise this wasn’t taken from the front porch.

@Dear_Samanthaa Come get someeee

@WisconsinSass Drooling…

Sourdough update 🙂‍↕️

@BigKidDinner Yes! Love them.

@WisconsinSass Sourdough bagels? They look amazing

Excuse the fuck out of me???

@unimpresst Any recommendations? 👀

Leaning into clean/citrus perfumes in the summer to gaslight myself into thinking my body temperature is cooler than it actually is

@shrimp_liker Felt

@strugglesaurus NARS orgasm blush still has me in a chokehold to this day wdym

My fellow millennials acting brand new about blush confuses me bc you mean NARS orgasm blush didn’t have you in a chokehold?!??? I was the only one????

I was a goody two shoes because sucking up to my teachers got me support from positive adult influences I was lacking. I didn’t fall into one specific clique. I read a lot of books. I was anxious. I was incredibly awkward. I tried too hard. I had random special interests.

@BunnyRamone Oooooh I love. My Monsteras are putting out new leaves like crazy, but my pothos have always taken their time and it drives me nuts because I love the full, viney look.

@WisconsinSass Oh I wish I could share I started this one off its last prop chop

I have to trim my Pothos back soon and I feel more emotional about this than a haircut.

IPAs taste like stomach acid and you will not be convincing me otherwise