Wisconsin Sass
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Wisconsin Sass
@WisconsinSass
the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼♀️
where the happy cows are Katılım Şubat 2014
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@IAmTheKimmel Definitely the “please don’t take away my ball” face
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@WisconsinSass Is this her she thinks she’s doing something wrong face or you’re not doing to take away my ball, and you, face?
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@shrimp_liker I used to get rebound headaches from taking Tylenol for my headaches too many days in a row :/ It sucks. I’m sorry you’re dealing with that on top of everything else.
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Already did multiple years of celibacy and got a master’s, what should I do next. Move to a cheap midwestern city? Make jewelry?
agent bubblegum@kaitduffy
Millennials, it’s time to pick your midlife crisis: - multiple years of celibacy - age gap bf - declare bankruptcy - move to a cheaper midwestern city - hit up your first love from high school - quit drinking - start drinking - edible psychosis - start making jewelry - get an MBA
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@Wisco_diva The way you phrased this…if you haven’t listened to the song Why by Rascal Flatts, now is perhaps not the time unless you wanna cry
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She tried bringing the ball to bed tonight. It squeaks. Her request was denied.
Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSass
While we were out on a walk my landlord pulled over and gave Penny a ball she found, and now it is the most special ball ever and she will not be letting it out of her sight anytime soon
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@WisconsinSass She is such a pretty girl. I have a 10 year old Golden. Daisy 😊
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@WisconsinSass A special ball for the most special squirrel there ever was 💕💕💕💕
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If it’s not like this I don’t want it 🙂↔️
soup🍓@thrluv
are you gonna match your swim trunks to my bikini this summer or are you lame
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@WisconsinSass So very sorry for your loss ❤️ sending love your way, one Wisconsinite to another.
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@WisconsinSass I feel like we need a stuffed mushrooms night. I’ll make you mine if you make yours??
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I do love wining and dining my bitches
Emmy 💖👑@Wisco_diva
My best friend makes me the best dinners and my puppy niece was so happy 💕💕💕 @WisconsinSass
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@justins4524 I am so sorry to hear that, I’m glad the message resonates
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@WisconsinSass This is heartbreaking. We lost my nephew one month ago to suicide. He was 17. I am so sorry for your loss. The heartbreak and pain will always be there. Your message really hits home ❤️
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@boboddyz Not a whiskey girl these days but I’ll never say no to a glass of wine
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@WisconsinSass A quota to fill. I'd ask him where you get your quota of warnings and wine. Sheesh. Hard day.
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