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Wisconsin Sass

@WisconsinSass

the vibe is chaotic but the yap is iconic 💁🏼‍♀️

where the happy cows are Katılım Şubat 2014
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Wisconsin Sass
Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSass·
“I’ll see you tomorrow” I’ll be waiting for ‘tomorrow’ every day for the rest of my life.
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soup🍓@thrluv·
the lion the witch & the audacity of this bitch
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Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSass·
If I could shout this at every overly empathetic 20 something year old woman I would. He doesn’t need you to fix him. If he wanted to be better he would do it with or without you. You are not the asshole whisperer. You deserve more than that.
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Anomaly@BRUIS3D_ANG3L·
(flirting) I could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless
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Froyo Baggins 🦇@shiref0lk·
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my room doing hobbit quests for hours
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Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSass·
It’s 7:30pm and I am fueled solely by a large cold brew and a breakfast sandwich, I am ready to be a menace
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RJ@MKENewYorker·
Uber Driver: Any fun plans for tonight? Me: Gravbing some beers with friends before we go to an EDM show Uber Driver: There’s no need to over share Me: What? Uber Driver: I don’t need to know you’re into BDSM Me: Oh. OH! No, I’m going to an E D M show! Lazers and shit
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sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️
I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.
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Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSass·
Days I’ve gone without forgetting my reusable Aldi bags: 0 Now I gotta do the walk of shame to my car with these paper bags 😶
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Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSass·
This is absolutely something my mother would say. She can and has verbatim quoted the entire “into the wine not the label” scene from Schitt’s Creek to explain gender and sexuality to people before.
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper

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RJ@MKENewYorker·
Not one, but two robins. Spring is here. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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soup🍓@thrluv·
“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman
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