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@Jeremyclarkson a lovely afternoon at the shop, just having a tea and coffee looking out over the fields while they are being plowed 👍

@PaigeSteeleXXX Lost me there lol 😂 I’m guessing a play on weener 🤷‍♂️

Peener 🙂‍↕️

@AussieJenP83 He’s no gok won so don’t worry always in fashion 😊

A guy told me today "mosquito bites aren't in fashion" which i think was pretty rude 😩

@MrJamesMay In the old days I’d go and buy a lottery ticket as god shined on me in that moment, but now it’s not enough 🙄

If you dropped a £1 coin just outside Wilton, I have it.

@AndreaWest6wi6 @SkyNews More than likely holiday makers so I doubt that they were tax dodgers, I like the canaries and certainly don’t dodge my taxes

@SkyNews A bus full of British tax dodgers? I bet the Green party are ecstatic!

BREAKING: At least one person has died and 26 others have been injured in a bus crash on the island of La Gomera in the Canary Islands. All the passengers were British. trib.al/H75HKuH 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@AussieJenP83 Certainly are 😃 well done, a lot of hard work gone into getting there I’m sure 👌

Flat as fuck... leave me a comment if that's your thing?

@SarahKhan463 Happy birthday for yesterday x

Today I'm 48 years old, I have no husband, no children, no family, and I made the cak… more

@rosieposieblu 25 inch!! Bloody hell your petite, I was a 42 a year ago but a year on MJ and I’m down to 34 which I’m happy with 😃

do you think your hands would fit nicely round my 25 inch waist? #gymgirl

@watergypsi Wow!!!! That’s amazing, what a lovely sound 😍

@watergypsi Witwoo and I love your jumper!

@_elorajean_ Yes

@MrJamesMay P.S just bought 6 bottles of Schweppes slimline tonic on a good deal in Asda 😉

@MrJamesMay I’ve never tried gin before and going on holibobs soon, what one would you recommend me try, preferably and easily accessible one like Gordon’s or Bombay sapphire 🤷‍♂️ obviously if I get a taste for it I’ll be ordering a bottle of your lovely liquor 😃

Enjoying a delicious James Gin and tonic, having not had one since breakfast.

Can I be your cuddle buddy? 🥺👉👈

Look what I’m hiding

@Jaymiijigsaw 34DD

Guess size correctly and I'll send pic in dm. goodluck! A: 34DD B: 36C C: 34D 😧 32B

@SashaBull78 😂😂😂

would you eat my nipples?

@MrJamesMay @decorativeartt Well said James

@decorativeartt You can criticise Meaden’s politics without insulting her personally. Then you wouldn’t sound so churlish and embittered, or like someone who has never felt love.

Good evening, Deborah Meaden. How very revealing. You, the dried-up, multi-millionaire Dragons’ Den old hag, now lecture the British public that Ed Davey and the Lib Dems are the “Grown Ups back in the room” because you just creamed yourself over a clip of Davey attacking North Sea Oil and praising Starmer. The sheer, brain-rotted delusion of a rich, out-of-touch pensioner calling the party that can’t define what a woman is “grown-up politics” is actually fucking hilarious. One does so admire a bitter old bag who sits in her ivory tower of wealth, completely removed from the real Britain she loves to lecture, sneering at anyone who dares say the bleeding obvious: a woman is an adult human female no penis, no debate, no matter how much you and your deranged Lib Dem friends wish otherwise. Yet here you are, an actual biological woman, desperately defending the party that has turned basic biology into a “divisive” issue while cheering child mutilation, open borders and the deliberate freezing of British families. How very civilised, you pathetic, virtue-signalling fossil. The video you’re drooling over shows Davey parroting the same net-zero insanity that is bankrupting the country, while the man himself helped cover up the Post Office scandal that ruined countless lives. And you call this “grown-up”? You’re not wise, Deborah, you’re a smug, senile, out-of-touch old crone who has spent years playing the billionaire dragon on TV while your beloved Lib Dems help turn Britain into a biological and cultural lunatic asylum. The British public sees you clearly now, Deborah Meaden, a contemptible, shrivelled, brain-dead old cunt, a dried-up, irrelevant, millionaire fossil so far removed from reality that you still desperately simper and drool over the Lib Dems like a sad, decaying pensioner trying to stay relevant. Feel that deep, crushing, soul-destroying shame burning through your hollow core. Feel how utterly pathetic, ridiculous and embarrassing you look at your age still defending the party of child mutilators, groomers and open border zealots while Britain is destroyed. Wear that humiliation and failure like the expensive clothes hanging off your withered old body as the nation you claim to care about is fucked into oblivion around you. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@Jaymiijigsaw Hi

If you're NOT a bot, please say hi. I'll follow back immediately. ❤️

@watergypsi Stay safe Sophie, enjoy the warmer weather that’s coming, you just keep doing what you are doing, which is living the perfect life xx