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Benno
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He/him ¦ Grassroots football coach ¦ Been antifa longer than you have on account of their long held bias against Manchester United.
youtu.be/EXelq-hab10?t=35s Entrou em Temmuz 2013
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“My body is so fucking good that 1-2 hours after drinking I feel completely normal again. It’s like the alcohol just vanishes. My body probably uses it as a fueal source or something”
Fabian S.@fabianschmid_09
what I've noticed is that being in peak health gives you an insane resistance to alcohol. my body is so fucking good that 1-2 hours after drinking I feel completely normal again. it's like the alcohol just vanishes. my body probably uses it as a fueal source or something. alcohol is only unhealthy for the unhealthy. if you're healthy, the occasional drink will only improve your health (resiliencemaxxing). become antifragile. few.
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@richardspi63880 I also hide Quran verses in my books so children unwittingly embrace the light of Islam
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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Wish the nerds would stop trying to make Artemis II happen. It's not going to happen.
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🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Arteta introduced another super creative idea into training today.
Arsenal players were told to hold down multiple pens with each other's help, while at the same time controlling one ball with their feet.
This helps the players to focus on two things at once.
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@David_Dein_FC Awful lot of knockouts for someone calling themselves 'invincible'
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Imagine social media during the Invincibles season:
▪︎ Knocked out by united in the FA Cup semis
▪︎ Knocked out by chelsea in the champions league
▪︎ Knocked out by middlesbrough over two legs in the league cup semis
And they’d still be calling it a "failure" 😭
Social media has fried your brains
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Tom Skinner’s men walking for mental health events - they look like West Ham fans in a post apocalyptic world searching for a football match that’s no longer being played
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Kanye definitely needs to use this “one of the world’s most impressive artists” quote from Luke Akehurst on his promotional materials, going forward 👍
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
Luke Akehurst, the Labour MP for North Durham, said: “It’s certainly an option we should be looking at given he’s gone from being one of the world’s most impressive artists to releasing a song called ‘Heil Hitler’" Another Labour MP, who is Jewish, said the potential to block West’s visa “should certainly be explored” Story: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0…
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So, have you heard Westminster’s latest conspiracy theory…? independent.co.uk/voices/conspir…
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Yeah this would infuriate me lmao. He’s just been slapped 4-0
Anything Liverpool@AnythingLFC_
Szoboszlai not happy with the travelling Liverpool fans at full time😬😬😬
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Gabriel celebrating in the face of a championship striker after a routine tackle 55 seconds into a game. What a turkey teeth, spray on hairline, weird cunt.
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I remember someone saying Streatham Rovers was an unfunny one joke account that can't possibly last much longer about two months into its existence and thought, "fuck you, wouldn't it be funny if it dementedly carried for an entire decade."
Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers
Today we celebrate the 10th anniversary of Streatham Rovers Football Club joining X, formerly known as Twitter. What's been your favourite tweet on this X, formerly known as Twitter, account? #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #XformerlyknownasTwitter
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Today we celebrate the 10th anniversary of Streatham Rovers Football Club joining X, formerly known as Twitter.
What's been your favourite tweet on this X, formerly known as Twitter, account?
#SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #XformerlyknownasTwitter
Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers
We're finally on twitter!! #SRFC #purpleandgreenfootballmachine
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