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Watching this sunrise was my favorite morning of all time I know that because my goal is to make sure that this becomes my every morning Last yr I found my vision and began drafting my plan to get there Day by day it will be done and I remember that the sun also rises 🌞

@ry_storm Imagine hearing the brown note at blue note 😳

Round 2

@DeepBelowTheSea @ThePOTSPostman @boofprincesa Much to consider.

@_thicculus @ThePOTSPostman @boofprincesa You use some energy to chew them, but the energy output is greater than the energy used to chew the energy chews

First trail half marathon of 2026 in my new trail shoes fuck w me you know I got it

@DeepBelowTheSea @ThePOTSPostman @boofprincesa Be sure to chew them though for the energy

@ThePOTSPostman @boofprincesa They give you energy

If World War III happened today, I wonder how many nicotine pouches would be on the battlefield

@bagmonsta I got laid one time because I sit fully crossed and the girl said it showed confidence it really makes you think why other men are so concerned with what’s perceived as “gay” when most of the time women find these things attractive

Yes I cross my legs when I sit sometimes. Is it gay? Maybe. Is it extremely comfortable? Yes.

@tonyprofits @lemonpepperkev Legit every fantasy football gc im in. Election years ruin fantasy football

@lemonpepperkev The chat will consist of 3 racists, 2 schizo conspiracy theorists, 2 with very clear signs of autism, and 1 actually smart guy that still sticks around cuz you’ve known them since childhood.

All male group chats are hilarious whenever something serious happens politically. You’ll have 2-3 ppl who actually care & are educated enough to have thoughtful discussions. Then you’ll have the rest of the chat who barely read at an 8th grade level & only care about sports 24/7

@raptor4916 @escapefrommelos What would yall do if you couldn’t go online Would also love to know raptors apex mtn of music opinions

@escapefrommelos high and I'm kicking my self for not putting music in quotes in my tweet.

when people say “goycattle” this is what they mean can you even imagine such an existence...? ...let alone gleefully recording it....?

@FicTruCrime @retardspastic @FracturedLight0 Bro just making up shit

@retardspastic @FracturedLight0 I guess it came to me in a dream cuz I can’t find it either. She certainly looks it in pictures, though.

Kurt Metzger tries to red pill Joe Rogan on the jews owning the media. “The frantic buying up of the media by the shadow president Larry Ellison, it’s because they lost the next generation of trauma controlled f*cking mind slaves.” “Guess who has not had woke programming for the last 12 years? Israel.” Rogan plays dumb and says he tries to stay out of it. Metzger responds: “Oh yeah. You can be killed, you saw what happened to Charlie Kirk.”

@syllogisme_ @onceuponaweeny I always thought it was a botched booty call

@onceuponaweeny this was actually my face when the crew informed me last night that sleeping monkey is about erectile dysfunction 😭

Realizing A Life Beyond The Dream is likely about retirement

wearing all the new swag you got for Christmas:

White people need to take adderall to open presents

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

OBSESSED!!! Thundercat Performs "Them Changes" with Jon Batiste & Stay Human

What the fuck 😂

@PhilipReichert I’m ok thank u tho

My father passed away earlier this afternoon. He was an incredible man. Please pray for my family, thank you.

@ainttooyeezy @albertcamslut Jerkmates 🤝

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year, the girls are tired……