Jake Milkshake

I like to get on treadmills next to women and instantly start sprinting to let them know I am an apex predator

@jeffmcballz Should happen get it done

@bagmonsta Call the cops on the congress party tn

If the Tennessee Volunteers lose to Miami Ohio I will do whatever the top comment says

@ANGELBABYBITTY Treadmill now

It’s think of me Thursday are u thinking

@higglesbaum Due

@bagmonsta I feel a banger coming soon

Went to the retard factory and everyone knew me. I am their boss. Let’s have a good shift everybody

Me and my Hispanic coworker standing in the elevator divided by language but united by wanting to quit our jobs and die

@Mike1769689 @fears_burner Pay up

@bagmonsta @fears_burner Wanna bet? I win you pay me 500, you win I pay you 2,000. Btw I juiced your odds to make it more enticing

@howardander24 Lowest iq music out there

How do people actually listen to NBA Youngboy, its insane to me

No matter what you pick here you will be wrong

@alppouch Hello

We are looking to sponsor the top Retardmaxxers

@mikehogsj 😂😂😂😂

I really hope Trump has a plan.

Man I really hope Iran doesn’t take out our top nuclear research facility (pictured below)

@olemissBK 2500 followers but averaging 5 likes a tweet

People with under 2500 followers tweeting

@discoallthtime Having the same problem rn

hey what the fuck did spotify just do why do i not have premium anymore

@slimtastyfyock Fuck you

@HawkEmDownChris Danny Espinosa

Age yourself by naming an MLB shortstop you grew up watching. I’ll start: Derek Jeter.

@errectusdennis This was kinda the range I was thinking

@bagmonsta 20-25 minutes. I did bdubs all you could eat last year and think I got down 37 and the first 10 had fries with them so they started getting really hard after 30 or so

Realistically how quickly do you think you could solo this

@bstevens1960 It’s not bad you just feel like a gremlin after u eat it

@bagmonsta I couldn’t because wing stop is fucking foul

@girlinterrupts9 Fuck you

I’m sorry but no holiday could ever make me drink a green beer