Jake Milkshake

I like to get on treadmills next to women and instantly start sprinting to let them know I am an apex predator

@CoachFrost7 6 for me. Heard at 23 they shoot you in the face

@bagmonsta I’m like 4 months away 😭

Turning 23 this year #fuck

@jimsbr No

@bagmonsta did your cousin recover?

Mr B brutally stabbed my cousin in 2013 and there is nothing I can do about it.

Gotta be up there for worst ESPN notification of all time

Four years ago I made this account to look at boobs and now I am Jake Milkshake #MyXAnniversary

@RJordan25pc Gay

Thoughts on wearing letters to your hometown bars?

South Carolina btw. United States of Israel

Looks like they patched the sink method

Last moments in Knoxville. Thank you for all the memories #housedox

@GritCEO69 Post grad might start feeling that way about OCSB but as a student it was the best

@bagmonsta Would personally rather kill myself than visit OCSB or Pres Pub

Top 5 bars in Knox (fresh year): 1. The Hill 2. Uptown (fall sem) 3. Tapped 4. Undeclared (spring sem) 5. Half Barrel Top 5 bars in Knox (senior year): 1. OCSB 2. Cool Beans 3. Pres Pub 4. Clancys 5. Hanna’s on the strip

@bobbymo24 Cool spot just the people that go there fucking suck

I have a growing suspicion that Literboard isn’t well liked by Tennessee folks

Couldn’t beat it with a stick #thesouthwillriseagain

@BlickieFowler On my way!

@bagmonsta They’re at yacht club

One last time. Where are the freshman #wings

@CoachFrost7 @davejacksburner @AjTerrellBurner @wardamnbilly @racelmeed @CarolinaCloaked @chuskerenjoyer @liltraytray3000 @BreakfastBacon1 @hazardpounder @karenmotherof2 @OlukaiBandit

Coach Scott Frost Burner Football Team HC:@CoachFrost7 OC:@davejacksburner QB:@AjTerrellBurner RB: @wardamnbilly WR:@racelmeed WR:@CarolinaCloaked WR:@chuskerenjoyer TE:@liltraytray3000 LT:@BreakfastBacon1 LG: @hazardpounder C:@karenmotherof2 RG:@OlukaiBandit RT:@thatbadboyray DC: @puddyLLC LE:@CoachMikeElder RE:@TreAmosBurner DT:@CLEgringo DT:@TheBigVacuum97 LOLB:@13B_SWAPPED ROLB: @jarvisfink MLB:@ThatsPanicMan CB:@Jaegermacster CB:@Pingusbeer SS:@Kylenelkboys FS:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​@fred_da_pred STC: @ORALProblem K:@peteg69420 P: @timsharter KR:@Foodacriss PR:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​@bagmonsta

End of the road. If someone offered me 10k or a chance to do it all again there would be no question what my answer would be #vols

What do I do now

The real reason urinals have this camera is to document your Johnny to determine if you’re a real threat