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@UTalkinU2ToMe Oh yea Larry Mullen Sr's son

I listened to all of @UTalkinU2ToMe but forgot the members of the band besides theedge. Hope this goes well

Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches

Didn't realize there was so much crossover with punk rock and soccer

I wasn't aware soccer had so much punk rock representation

@crablang I really want that "stabby ferris" as a laptop sticker

we like the crab 🦀🔪🚀🌒

you got two minutes

1/ There is some pretty substantial context about Twitter's 2023 revenue and advertisers that I think partly help explains why Musk is really losing it... And it involves upfront ad sales. Let me explain...

I made this image of Jason with smaller eyeholes for when you need a quick pick-me-up.

@alexiszotos lol no

Would you pay for the check mark?

If @VMware's leadership had a hard time explaining this merger to employees, imagine explaining it to customers. You see, this is the best outcome for shareholders. As a result, Broadcom shareholders will appreciate taking your money. You're welcome.

@CTOAdvisor @VMware Shockingly we didn't ddos the zoom chat

I'm told there's a @VMware Townhall going on about the merger and it's being received as well as you'd think.

@rpkatz I think they're all in on Gsuite which is the only good news I've heard today

@angelamarie85 This is down the street from us and I always wondered about it. Did they add a whole second story? The roof was totally gone for awhile

Someone renovated the little 1BR/1BA house I rented for $750/month into a 3BR/3BA and it just sold for $550K. They took out all the beautiful stained glass and my feelings are HURT. 😢zillow.com/homedetails/72…

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”