Ari gold

Application fee, deposit, first month rent new place, and current crib… cool $4,000 in rent in just one month so gay

@BarstoolWormald @BarstoolOmar Of course you did. Has she heard of this cool invention called uber?

@barstoolari @BarstoolOmar I had to pick my mom up from the airport

Nothing makes you miss college more than a 70 degree sunny Saturday spent inside

@BarstoolOmar @BarstoolWormald Couldn’t dislike fast enough

@BarstoolWormald Hypocrite

@coleadamss Tennis snubbed

Top 10 Sports Naps 1. Masters Sunday 2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB) 3. NFL Draft Day 3 4. Rainy MLB Summer Day 5. NFL Combine in the background 6. Olympics in the background 7. Masters Saturday 8. Saturday before Selection Sunday 9. Jan 1st Bowl Games 10. Daytona 500

Any bars in arlington Virginia that do cooshs style masters challenge ?

@BarstoolWormald Come to the bar with @BarstoolOmar and I and keep the good times rolling

Vibes are so good right now I wouldn’t even feel bad about throwing trash out the window. If I fail my exam on Wednesday and this girl says no to my date invitation the come down might kill me

Gonna try the D E N N I S system tomorrow

@BarstoolWormald Challenge him to a lift off

Old dudes at the gym treat the pec deck like a park bench

Extremely hungover on my lunch break, back at my local cash only diner in dc👍🏻 only 2.5 more hours until I can go home

Took it way too far once again on a Thursday

@Jetspete @BrettKollmann @BarstoolOmar

@BrettKollmann Like Kelly he left multiple teams in embarrassing ways. Unlike Kelly he never got anyone killed

I need college basketball fans to tell me if this guy is Brian Kelly

Another disgusting beat

This jackass keeps trying to shoot over Kentucky bigs absolutely killing me

@GaryGrumbach @Polymarket @NBCNewsNow @barstoolweebey coded

It’s here. Live with more details on the viral @Polymarket bar that has temporarily arrived to Washington, DC, on @NBCNewsNow throughout the day.

MAKE YOUR FUCKING FREE THROWS

Going to be a special tournament I can feel it in my bones🤞🏼🤞🏼

Getting your losses out of the way in the first four is the way to go

@BarstoolOmar Bracket is so chalk it’s sickening

Purdue vs Arizona in the elite 8 is so fucked

@raymondbabbit69 @WhiteHouse Slop

@WhiteHouse @barstoolari

STRIKE. 💥🦅

Max halloway💔