swag punch a bitch

bartender i rlly did it this time

@1912jayhawk u knew swag punch before she was cool

@bitchlibido They let who get a banger

pretty emotionally unavailable girls*

omg random hit tweet but follow me if u like movies, shitposts, and pretty girls

@joebuck125 boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why im inebriated on company time

@bitchlibido I spent many years running heavy machinery on narcotics. Much fun

being a server is so fun im drinking on the clock as much as Don Draper

@jetsetradioooo now why's there a damn kitty cat with the rhinoceros

on saturday i went zoo

record shop haul

@sickgir1 it's us <3

just drawing straight bullshit

@jetsetradioooo ur so brokeback mountain here

romeo at 8 years old v me at 8 years old

@sickgir1 puppy paws

which bandaid u fw

Alex Colville - Pacific.

@Juju2_7_2_ many are asking this

@bitchlibido how do i get close to you without having to be right next to youu

@jetsetradioooo im a trefoil truther they're so good w tea

good news is i finally met someone who’s favorite girl scout cookie is also the trefoil, bad news is she’s 76 years old so that does not help my case

go home GI your girlfriend is with Jody at the hibachi grill in Des Moines they’re driving your hellcat GI he ate your kid’s fruit snacks GI

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

If I'm not posting a lot, its because im either doing very well mentally or I'm the most depressed I've ever been. If I am posting a lot it's because my mind is in the Hell Yeah Zone

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

@kenthecowboy_ I worked stock at Kmart and I met a "satanist" who only worked one shift. He said they resurrected a dead frog and it was just kinda growling and trying to bite ppl.