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Canadasdancer

@canadasdancer

the majority of people don’t deserve access to you

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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer·
Find me in the next life because I’d like to spend that one together.
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer·
You guys are a bad influence.
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Peach
Peach@nerdylilpeach·
is anyone available to tell me im hott and funny
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer·
A little Wednesday spin. I couldn’t get this weeks move, didn’t have the shoulder flexibility so the last third is just me messing around & enjoying the ride.
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your mom
your mom@onlysammms·
imagine having a crush on me and then finding out i'm fucked in the head
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer·
My friend pays his rent with his investment dividends every month and I get a whole $33 from mine, same same.
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Mary L Trump
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump·
My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald.
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𝕛.@jordijoints·
anal, but in missionary
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
April Fools' Day is dead because every joke is now reality.
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Trey
Trey@treydayway·
I'm going to worry and be happy
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer·
Well gee whiz you sure know how to make a girl feel not special.
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miia
miia@miiagarro·
your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
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Shannon@gardengirl125·
*deletes all social media *moves to Himalayas *pigeon arrives with a note *opens note *unsolicited dick pic
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GFed
GFed@GfedGoCrazy·
April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic
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✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐
fun prank: make people study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs
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Canadasdancer@canadasdancer·
Don’t get too close to me, we don’t want to disappoint each other.
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Mike Miller
Mike Miller@popartcartoonz·
Happy Wednesday!
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dave🏴
dave🏴@Dave37530840210·
clarity
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Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎@RavenBrood81·
Hey, it’s me. Would you just take a fucking minute and exhale? See, you can. Ok, carry on…
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