Canadasdancer

I hate the new Spotify logo.

If you followed me for birds I’m sorry when I post like a whore If you followed me for being a whore I’m sorry when I post about birds

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active

Calling it X is a funny way of letting us know which way you lean politically.

Him: I tried calling you Me: yeah I watched it ring

It's all fun and games until you flip her bitch switch.

My issue isn’t with sex per se, but with the headfuckery that comes with it.

Nonchalant men really be the sexiest pain in the ass ever.

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

I’ve thought about the logistics, and I refuse to accept the birds are having sex with the bees.

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

i think some of us were designed for small villages where we could become permanently fond of like twelve people and one strange bird.

Rage fuck against the wall or GTFO

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

@Today_June_says 😍

@CartoonJonesy @unhingebinge I cuddle a lot for someone who really likes to shit.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who likes to cuddle

Ps my Instagram is a private safe space & I won’t accept twitter peeps so don’t request kthanks.

A very rough low flow freestyle this Monday evening. This song though 🔥

@stilljoshy Been there

@canadasdancer On a personal note, I carried a laundry basket up the stairs today and my back was sore. 😆

If I didn’t have my beard then I’d be nothing more than a beautiful cock

@stilljoshy It was a tough night, this was after an aerial class so I was tired. The other girls did a whole other third class after this too. The stamina is wild

@canadasdancer God, the muscle control. You gotdamn superhero. 💪