Canadasdancer

Find me in the next life because I’d like to spend that one together.

You guys are a bad influence.

is anyone available to tell me im hott and funny

A little Wednesday spin. I couldn’t get this weeks move, didn’t have the shoulder flexibility so the last third is just me messing around & enjoying the ride.

imagine having a crush on me and then finding out i'm fucked in the head

My friend pays his rent with his investment dividends every month and I get a whole $33 from mine, same same.

My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald.

anal, but in missionary

April Fools' Day is dead because every joke is now reality.

I'm going to worry and be happy

Well gee whiz you sure know how to make a girl feel not special.

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

*deletes all social media *moves to Himalayas *pigeon arrives with a note *opens note *unsolicited dick pic

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

fun prank: make people study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs

Don’t get too close to me, we don’t want to disappoint each other.

Happy Wednesday!

clarity

Hey, it’s me. Would you just take a fucking minute and exhale? See, you can. Ok, carry on…

@gullyvuhr Sometimes you’re smart!

A lot of women deserve more celebration for how crazy they're not acting. I have two sisters, women friends, and had a single Mom. Ive seen what's going on in there.