Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

tucked my beautiful set of triplets in and told them stories about the girl that should've been their mother. sleep tight! #expand

@KevinThaKid not anymore

Micah McFadden plays football today.

will be handing out eulogies today. for free too

@ethelhemsworth are you a 🪵 expert?

A few to many tri delts for me to handle at 1:30 on a Thursday. Nonetheless, I am excited to drink today.

bv meetup @catchdatfade445 @ballknower445 #SourMonkey

@laquartrius Good to see a player who never stops shooting getting that call.

Last day on the summer job, gotta leave it all on the field. Thanks for all the paid deuces bossman.

@laquartrius La Q can you get me off delivered tonight?

Any ball knowers spend time in Lank Beach Island this summer?

@MrsMiyagi69 ¡Jesús christo, muy bien!

What is wrong with my dad bruh

is slamming multiple cutwaters at the family dinner table a flag?

Fuck it, lil peep devils jersey

@KevinThaKid Set of TWIN touchdowns too? let it fly white boy.

South O mentioned? #timetodrink

Doobie brothers and a doobie. don't mind if i do

Thursday night special

@BigggggJohnson Ah yes, giants legend DRC

Obscure Athlete day 4: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie

@elliotmellinger hoping for a baller sauna, hack sqaut, pendulum sqaut and multiples of the machines that are always taken

Pitt’s new rec center better have a massage parlor with happy endings for $400 per semester

@elliotmellinger yunno, maybe i wouldn't mind sprinting to that second floor for a watered green tea shot marathon right about now

Yearning

@beerball3r top tier ball to let fly

Old HS Football. How does she look?

I don't know why we take the hardest road, I dont know why the man above gives me the hardest role, but we made it to friday night.