Elliot “Jitty” Mellinger

Gluconeogenesis

@beckyretard Podrick

@BuccosOfTheWest Horowitz Reynolds Ohearn Lowe Cruz

Which top of the order do you prefer?

@howardander24 Agree

How do people actually listen to NBA Youngboy, its insane to me

@defecationarmy It’s okay Larry I did it to

Maybe picking Troy over Nebraska wasn’t my smartest move

@aaronDmanDonald @DanGlesack_ @squirmy6908 Well said

@DanGlesack_ @squirmy6908 Not in Oakland when spots are not scarce

I’m all for the Pittsburgh parking chair, WHEN ITS SNOWING. But this is ridiculous.

@Bode_Soukup I have watched maybe 5 college basketball games all year

@elliotmellinger Hey Elliot go fuck yourself. Thought we were cool but you have the Trojans over my Cornhuskers. You are on probation for this

Yep

@chadweather699 Awesome school

@beckyretard Yep boob job

@ThatGuyRockPGH @KatieMcNeal007 @jitty412 @BobbyFarquaad

Starling Marte That guy rocked.

@vmpops Not a fan. I’ll take the point if nothing else

@elliotmellinger Overtime

If you missed this Penguins - Carolina game, shame on you for sic weeks

@vmpops My second favorite penguin of my life. Lots of great choices

@elliotmellinger Still has some speed, EJM

Pokey

@IcyVert Clearly you know nothing abt Sid

Please just wear a new hat

@DB_UKBiggestFan 1 5 2

@thesnews @OwenMcCarthyJRN Wow beev

Given all the AI-generated slop, crass confessions and woman-hating contained within, one might be excused for writing off the so-called “MSU burnerverse.” But dismissing the network of largely student-run, anonymous Spartan fan accounts on X, @OwenMcCarthyJRN reports, risks missing out on all it can reveal. statenews.com/article/2026/0…

Man I gotta get my fucking life together #QUICKTO