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These are the 8 craziest lessons from German children's stories. What are some crazy children stories that you grew up with?

Alfred spent his mom's cheese money on a stupid whistle. Alfred totally deserved what happened next

I've got awful news frenz. I've been warning for years this could happen and the day I have dreaded has finally come. A Rubizal has attacked and is destroying Cattleberg. Will a hero rise up and save us? Doubt it.

He got big and strong to impress the girl, but the lost the girl anyway. The moral of the story? Just be yourself, bro.

@Clapjam69 The swan is a little snooty elitist imho

@cattleberg Some say the stalin was the reincarnation of this swan

In 1838, a giant swan blocked the River Rhine. Its warning terrified the villagers.

Olaf had the sweetest treehouse set up! Should he share with the other children?

@PiraatBlud67 his videos are so based

Cattleberg VINDICATED yet again

This is what happens to boys if they don't eat meat.

@Great_Clickbait Every animation is hand drawn by the Cattleberg elves

@cattleberg People who want to ban AI.

The Brotmeister wants to feed the poor... But Ubermensch has other plans. 🦸‍♂️🥖💥

@TheYcOrg expanding into Poland... what's the worst that could happen?

@cattleberg New countries? The Cattleberg universe is expanding!

Every Polish child knows what happens if you take TWO SPOONS.

This is why you NEVER mess with the cinnamon shipment. Also... who wants some of that bircher muesli?

What ever happened to this invention? Henry was truly ahead of his time and only the GHM realized it's potential

Sharing is caring. It's also mandatory in Zwechkin man's utopian vision for our world. Harry learned too late

🥒 Billy uncovered who REALLY controls the world... and immediately took the bribe 💰😂

@GeneralplanWest @PiraatBlud67 Our grudge match at Schnitzelmania would have been epic though

@cattleberg @PiraatBlud67 I am the number 1 cattlebergfan rn hail cattleberg, everyone will hear of his tales!

@cattleberg for unfollowing me you will be pan-fried and battered by Der Schnitzelknecht, and all the Kinder of Cattleberg shall feast for the day.

@GeneralplanWest @PiraatBlud67 I relent!!!! my thumb slipped

@PiraatBlud67 @cattleberg I am the number 1 #cattleberghater now

German wrestling in the 1980s was next level. Nobody was a bigger star than Hans Holger! What are your favorite memories of Germany's golden era wrestling?