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@elonmusk @boringcompany Put up your own money then. It's only 6 billion dollars.

The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth

Anthropic’s models scare their employees because they take so much Adderall and Modafinil that any loud noise makes them panic

@Lil_Gimli @nicbarkeragain fraid so

@nicbarkeragain I am too dumb to tell whether this is pro or anti AI

- it's alive - ok it's not alive but it's "AGI" - ok it's not AGI but it will replace all human jobs - ok all white collar jobs - ok all junior white collar jobs - ok all junior programming jobs - ok vulnerability research (you are here)

im prepared, i dont give a fuck, i dont have a lot of money, i live in a jr 1 bedroom apartment, i have a fake job, my tax dollars all go to criminals from third world countries, there are schizo homeless everywhere, everything is expensive as fuck, all the houses are overvalued, texas is full of indians, my hometown is majority latino, the food is fake, the government is being run from tel aviv, the only way to make money is online prostitution, all cars suck, you cant get a decent meal anywhere, the pussy has been paywalled, analytics ruined sports, they dont make good movies anymore, the internet is just various forms of linkedin, video games suck, the quality of everything is terrible, books suck, minorities are constantly on speaker phone, the TSA lines are long, everywhere smells like weed, women bring their dogs everywhere, the garlic isnt as strong as it used to be, everywhere is flooded with LED lights... and on top of all of that, everyday i have to hear some SILICON VALLEY FAGGOT write SPOOKY CAPESHIT about "the dangers of AI" like i have ANYTHING TO LOSE

@shanselman Chances are all these security companies (CIA, NSA, Mossad) were too busy dealing with global conflicts to remember to generate fake IDs for verification.

Hey I love dumping on my company as much as the next guy, because Microsoft does some dumb stuff, but sometimes it's just check emails and verify your accounts. Not every "WTF micro$oft" moment is a slam dunk. I've emailed VeraCrypt personally and we'll get him unblocked. I've already talked to Jason at WireGuard. Not everything is a conspiracy, sometimes it's literally paperwork.

@JustWantToQ1 @shanselman @patriciolatini lol you're big mad also microsoft emails people 8 billion times and guess what these security geniuses didn't check their e-mail. did you need a dm from a little anime girl on discord? what exactly are you asking for

@shanselman @patriciolatini You truly have no idea how to communicte or find someone who does in all of your company?

@RyanFieldABC You're delusional if you think he was giving those away out of the goodness of his heart. The weather, time, and seats sucked so bad you couldn't pay people to come!

The Mets owner has a legitimate gripe.

@CR1337 Probably because there's zero legitimate reason to be developing yet another disk encryption tool and/or their code is ridden with vulns.

Just Microsoft things... Recently they terminated the VeraCrypt developer's Microsoft account. VeraCrypt is a free and open-source disk encryption software that performs on-the-fly encryption (OTFE) to create virtual encrypted disks, encrypt partitions, or secure entire storage devices.

@CausalMarkets @buccocapital That would require a viable business model

@buccocapital I really want all of them to go public The public market would remove all of there grift

Anthropic marketing strategy is so funny like aahhhh the government is treading on me ahhhhh our models are so good we can’t release them it would be too dangerous ahh someone stop me im going to destroy the economy

@annakhachiyan "[I]t's basically Perez Hilton/Just Jared-era sinister homosexual gossip dressed up"

It’s fun to read the NYer Sam Altman exposé compared to, like, Matt Taibbi on the Twitter Files or Nicholas Wade on Covid gain of function research and lab leak “hypothesis,” because it’s basically Perez Hilton/Just Jared-era sinister homosexual gossip blogging dressed up for an “enlightened” “sophisticated” audience that pretends to be above that sort of thing. On the so-called Ilya memos and Dario notes that form the backbone of the investigation, the authors are forced to concede that, “Neither collection of documents contains a smoking gun. Rather, they recount an accumulation of alleged deceptions and manipulations, each of which might, in isolation, be greeted with a shrug.” Lol. They also admit to “spending months” looking into allegations that Altman rapes minors and hires prostitutes when all else fails but still coming up empty-handed. He’s grateful to them for clearing his name. Katie Miller quoting the anonymous Microsoft exec who says, “I think there’s a small but real chance he’s eventually remembered as a Bernie Madoff- or Sam Bankman-Fried level character.” Oh, and Aaron Swartz, who’s like the Charlie Kirk of tech, in that everyone has a hadith about him, once called Altman a “sociopath.” The irony of industry thot leaders and various fake insiders pretending we have a choice between a post-scarcity superabundance utopia and a dystopian annihilation scenario when the dystopia is already here and it’s not the AI gaining sentience but people being so insentient they think this is journalism even before AI has fully taken over their lives. Amazing work. I almost forgot Ronan Farrow was the guy behind MeToo.

@WhiteHouse Feels like Garamond is having a generational comeback

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@tekbog beads

has there been a db winner for the AI era? next supabase or mongodb

@GeorgeJourneys zomg that must mean the govt better give them a zillion dollars so they dont leave

So, basically, if Anthropic was not a US company, we’d be facing zero days with multiple unknown points of attack on virtually all of our systems to an adversary who developed this capacity before us.

@NotNordgaren @FFmpeg @AnthropicAI butthurting over shitposts

@FFmpeg @AnthropicAI Can't wait to see you rage at them next week when you don't like the patches, like you did with Google who is doing the exact same thing...

Thank you to @AnthropicAI for sending FFmpeg patches

@vanilagy literally an eslint rule for that lil bro

Wow this is really embarrassing I had always assumed that V8's RegEx engine had O(length of input) runtime

@kalomaze 🙄 disclose or gtfo

the claude mythos thing where it apparently found a way to get full kernel access via execution of normal javascript on an ordinary web page. dear God

@fabiospampinato total cost: 0.0000000000000000000001¢

Rendering plain icons as SVG components rendered by React has got to be the answer to the following question: what is the most expensive way possible to render a plain icon on the web?

@creatine_cycle Congratulations

BREAKING: claude mythos exploited a critical security vulnerability in me and said i was gay

CEO of Oreos: buy our limited-edition Oreo or else

@HeidyKhlaaf This is just more marketing bait from them.

As someone who has audited dozens of safety-critical systems, built static analysis tools, and used most formal verification and security tools, here are some red flags that should be a caution in taking these claims at face value: 1. There are no comparison benchmarks with 1/