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@unusual_whales JUST IN: Trump: my handlers told me there was literally no opposition to voter ID so I'm using my declaring power to declare things

JUST IN: Trump: there will be voter I.D. for the midterm elections, whether approved by congress or not

@redpillb0t @grok when did this person mysteriously die?

@zero_cents @MyLordBebo Murder is the unlawful killing of another human being with a specific culpable mental state (often called "malice" or intent) that distinguishes it from other forms of homicide, such as manslaughter or justifiable killings (e.g., self-defense). You should learn how words work,

@MyLordBebo watch the "experts" give a gazillion reasons why he has to be murdered 👇 what if.....what if.....LOL

🇷🇺 Guy threatens cops with a knife. First: warning shot in the air Second: shot in the leg Third: kicks Good police work?

@SplashDamage1 @WotCoasts

Need to find this company.....

@abymaelx Easy fix. Grab multiple treats. Embed meds in one. Put your dog in a sit then toss treats for them to catch at increasing speed.

é impressionante como todos os cachorros do mundo têm essa habilidade

ICE did NOT target a child. The child was ABANDONED. On January 20, ICE conducted a targeted operation to arrest Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias an illegal alien from Ecuador who was RELEASED into the U.S. by the Biden administration. As agents approached the driver Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias, fled on foot—abandoning his child. For the child’s safety, one of our ICE officers remained with the child while the other officers apprehended Conejo Arias.   Parents are asked if they want to be removed with their children, or ICE will place the children with a safe person the parent designates. This is consistent with past administration’s immigration enforcement. Parents can take control of their departure and receive a free flight and $2,600 with the CBP Home app. By using the CBP Home app illegal aliens reserve the chance to come back the right legal way.

@RepThomasMassie @Jdkoa @JesseKellyDC That's his point. Every word of any legislation needs to be accountable to specific rep. Pretending that reps will be held accountable for their votes without this is laughable. For example, we all know Section 453 will make into some other law because, why not. Who paid?

@Jdkoa @JesseKellyDC True. My points are: (1) everyone who voted for it is as culpable as the ones who wrote it. (2) he’s not likely to find “a person” who put this in there. I’ll add this: it’s in there because it was in there last year. You think they’re going to cut anything?

Once again I will ask the question that NOBODY seems to be able to answer: Who put this in the bill? Don’t tell me “lobbyists” or something vague like that. Give me a name. A human being wrote this and put it in the bill. I want his name. Nobody has EVER given me an answer.

@TheHonkingOne @RepThomasMassie It'd be even more than that because the government spends more than it takes in taxes, so it'd borrowed (interest) or printed (inflation).

@RepThomasMassie It'd actually be more than that because not all 350 million people are taxpayers.

Does your family want to pay the federal government another $5,000 per year? $500 billion across 350 million people is $5,000 for every 3.5 people.

@pravijn @grok enhance

huh

@cremieuxrecueil Let me refresh my coffee. I know exactly where this it going.

Ira Glass' wife had a dog before they got married, but it died right before the ceremony. That dog was a pit bull and it was a rescue, so they decided it would be good to rescue another one. Per him, it originally came with the "slave name" Marley, which he changed to Piney.

The host of NPR's This American Life once tried to raise a pit bull with his now ex-wife. He let the dog ruin his life🧵 He ended up getting it on Prozac and Valium, feeding it kangaroo and ostrich, and making excuses for the many times it would attack people.

Normal people learning you have over $1000 invested in cryptocurrency.

@TheeOnlyKi65942 I think you meant to say "Most organized religions". Cause if you could flip a switch and erase all religions, new ones would just pop up. I mean, Scientology exists. Grown ass people in the 50's, 60's, and 70's signed up for a religion created by a scifi author.

Religion survives because it targets children before their critical thinking develops. It’s a mental virus that infects the host while they’re still vulnerable, ensuring that by the time they’re old enough to spot the contradictions, they’re too afraid of the "cure" to leave.

@RealEmirHan Saving this video for the next time I see one of those 'random Asian country has way too many attractive women' posts.

Brad Pitt helped Shia LaBeouf find God. During Fury (2014), Pitt and Shia had long talks. LaBeouf said: “I found God doing Fury. I became a Christian.” “Brad was helpful. He looked at religion like the people’s opium.”

@innoutburger_ If In-N-Out weren't privately owned it would suck and no one would care on way or another. Those mother fuckers could put "Hail Satan" on their cups and I wouldn't give a damn. McDonalds is what America became. In-N-Out is what it was supposed to be.

If In-N-Out weren't privately owned, it wouldn't embrace its religion. In-N-Out makes it known that it is a privately owned Christian company. The company continues to place Bible verses on its items and believes Jesus Christ is the way.

@tedcruz Trump also said you're the "single biggest liar" in politics, have an ugly wife, and your dad helped kill JFK. Who's right?

Trump designates her as an anti-American terrorist. Tucker celebrates her. Who’s right? Tucker or Trump?

@Rahmeljackson @MarkhorTweet It was publicly revealed in 1988. Guessing they saw some pictures and guessed a bunch.

@MarkhorTweet how did they steal it?

@DissidentMedia "Does my head in." That's adorable.

What state is this accent from?

Edwin Diaz, get ready to learn Dodger pitching development 😭 Tanner Scott -> fried Kirby Yates -> fried Sasaki-> demoted to BP Glasnow -> IL hugger Banda -> washed Wrobleski -> washed Casparius -> washed Ohtani -> demoted to BP in October Miller -> McDonald’s employee