Andreas Georgiou

@TeslaBoomerMama If I can afford it, I want to buy just 1 for each of my kids.

Interesting results so far

@mmomboisse @SpaceX Orbit is coming

Just can't get the damn thing into orbit. Simple. 🤡 @SpaceX

@pbeisel Sounds British 😂

@farzyness These aren’t the final production cars. Even if they make 1000 with steering wheel that doesn’t mean anything

Dear "Tesla Community": It is April of 2026, and Tesla continues to ramp units of Cybercab with Steering Wheel and Pedals. Please populate your apologies below. I have shortened the deadline TO THIS FRIDAY instead of 2 Weeks - because it has now become obvious that Victory is Imminent. Do Not Let Your Ego Prevent You From Bowing Down To Your One True King.

@PaulGolding Can anyone recommend a documentary?

I have studied the Shroud of Turin for years. I may even write a book on the subject. I am utterly convinced it the actual burial shroud of Jesus Christ. I urge everyone to watch documentaries on the subject. The level of scientific evidence is truly astonishing.

@AlanCigarKing This second term is 🔥

Donald Trump is not the same person I voted for in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He is 100 times better than he has ever been, and I support him wholeheartedly.

@JesusisChristX Amen

Joel 2:25. “I will give you back seven times what you lost.” If you believe type 'Amen'.

@jacksonhinklle Did you consider the parachute can glide?

🤣🇺🇸🇮🇷 They want you to believe the downed F-15E pilot somehow climbed through 110 miles of Iranian mountains in less than 24 hours...

@pallnandi Can’t be so bad that all you haters still post here 😂

Elon Musk is easily the worst thing that ever happened to Twitter. What was once spontaneous, fun, and unpredictable has become controlled, restrictive, and full of bias.

@wzyguy @jonbrooks Nope because we’re going to the solar system and beyond. There will be quadrillions of humans

@jonbrooks 99.9% of all species that have existed have gone extinct. This is also the natural evolution of the human species, we too will have the same fate.

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

@MyLordBebo I think some kind of thinner needs to be used. Cooking oil gets waxy the colder it gets

🛢️ DIESEL LIFE HACK - Vegetable oil is about €1.50 per liter - Diesel is about €2.50 per liter -> Obvious solution is to go to your local grocery store to fill up your car now!

"Open the fuckin Strait" I whisper to my wife as I snuggle up beside her

Muhammad is dead. Krishna is dead. Buddah is dead. Confucius is dead. Jesus Christ is alive. That is the truth that has remade the world. Glory to God.

He is Risen.

“He is not here, for He is risen”

@DarlingRosary It was the shroud which made me rediscover my Christian faith. Even if it’s fake it won’t bother me, but it made me realise what Jesus went through.

Scientifically speaking, the best way to disprove the Shroud of Turin would be to replicate it exactly as it is. I’ll wait.

@AntiWokeMemes Funny thing is that Jesus is God so can’t be a Christian 😂

No he was not.

@Tazerface16 They are still iterating on the design

Nope. They can't even get Starship into orbit.

@CultofMusk We see the future.

The $TSLA cult is more disconnected from reality than ever