chris red(failed)

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chris red(failed)

@chrisredfailed

everyone’s favourite punching bag — silly rp, parody account (brought by yours truly @corcnacht)

24 (arguing w/ wesk & tofu) Entrou em Nisan 2026

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·3d

“I can't keep running away, I have to face the truth - accept responsibility. That's the only way I'll ever remember. The only way I'll get my life back.” ᝰ🚬 (admin’s @corcnacht) — multi ship (oc x canon welcome) just here for fun, any RE era chrisredfailed.straw.page

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Alina ♰@emalkova22·16h

Idk how to flirt but i can piss u off

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@CarlaNotAda @EthanWinters529 A SCIENTIST WHO KILLED MY MEN

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Carla Radames@CarlaNotAda·1h

@chrisredfailed @EthanWinters529 I DON’T WANT TO KILL HIM I WANT TO STUDY HIM I’M STILL A SCIENTIST CHRIS

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·7h

EXCUSE ME?!? THE BACKGROUND?!? CARLA, EXPLAIN YOURSELF @CarlaNotAda

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@EthanWinters529 I think she wants two

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Ethan Winters@EthanWinters529·2h

I thought I was buying you the Elsa doll :(

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

tofu vs chris redfailed

🃏@JakeRammos

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@literallyreq but tofu is good 😔😔 you should try some

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literally the requiem@literallyreq·1h

I DO NOT WANT TO KILL TOFU THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

ada wrong@adawrongisback

Also, he tried to manipulate Leon’s gear into liking him only to help him kill my innocent Tofu, along with trying to lure his followers by promising biceps pics that he won’t send

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

green herb, take that back right now or I’m mixing you with red herb, I warned you

Green Herb@GreenHerb301998

He’s getting cancelled 🪴

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@thatlickerboi wait, no, maybe not, I didn’t

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@thatlickerboi I TRUSTED YOU, LICKER

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Licker@thatlickerboi·1h

Cancel his ass

ada wrong@adawrongisback

Also, he tried to manipulate Leon’s gear into liking him only to help him kill my innocent Tofu, along with trying to lure his followers by promising biceps pics that he won’t send

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@DarkShad_ he is a good wesker junior

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Wesk@DarkShad_·1h

@chrisredfailed i am proud. Tofu keeps you in check, while i’m not around.

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·2h

when am I not in trouble in here?? Tofu has assembled his own personal team to hunt me down. Maybe wesker wasn’t so bad

Redfield@CHoundwolf

@chrisredfailed I think you are in a trouble now

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@DarkShad_ pushing all of them on purpose

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Wesk@DarkShad_·1h

@chrisredfailed You know what happens after. don’t push my buttons now

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·2h

well thank fucking god, I didn’t wanna live forever anyway, I mean have you seen my life, buddy?? 😭😭

tofu@tofuhateschris

tofu is forever Chris is temporary I am immortal I can’t be killed

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@RPD_Rookie_1998 @adawrongisback no, because you two did not invite me to the wedding and I’m still sad about it

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Leon S. Kennedy@RPD_Rookie_1998·1h

@chrisredfailed @adawrongisback Leave my wife alone

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

why is @adawrongisback even more problematic, a thread offered by yours truly:

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

a licker understands me better than my own people, what a funny world we live in

Licker@thatlickerboi

@chrisredfailed Honestly youll take better care of them then leon did he let his hatchet go to the mall with Miranda the other day

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@thatlickerboi I know, right?? come to me, hatchet, I’ll treat you way better than he ever did. I can teach you how to slice boulders

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Licker@thatlickerboi·1h

@chrisredfailed Honestly youll take better care of them then leon did he let his hatchet go to the mall with Miranda the other day

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·6h

got the whole inventory after me. Get in my pockets, I’m stealing and taking you with me

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@RPD_Rookie_1998 @adawrongisback @literallyreq @requiemhatchet eat, to be precise. I wanna eat tofu

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Leon S. Kennedy@RPD_Rookie_1998·1h

@chrisredfailed @adawrongisback @literallyreq @requiemhatchet Wow. Way to play the martyr. Let’s not forget that you want to murder my adoptive child

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ada wrong@adawrongisback·2h

why is @chrisredfailed problematic, a thread :

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

good night, brother, I shall protect you from the rage of our terrible enemy even in your sleep

Redfield@CHoundwolf

I've felt tired all day, but I can finally sleep for a while. Goodnight you all, even to that Tofu who wants to kill my cool twin //Goodnight you all I love youuu🤍//

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

@RPD_Rookie_1998 @adawrongisback @literallyreq @requiemhatchet don’t lock them up, take me instead. I’ll sacrifice myself for them

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Leon S. Kennedy@RPD_Rookie_1998·1h

@adawrongisback @literallyreq @requiemhatchet you are both going in the weapons’ safe

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

//*chris redfailed just officially got muted* enjoy her content and go follow her for more funny tweets

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

HOW FUCKING DARE Y-

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