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Courtney L
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Courtney L
@corastacy
I find very random things amusing and will post them here. I get by with a little help from my pocket friends. (She/Her) **opinions are mine not my employer’s**
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@4EverInDNile Even easier: just cancel the starlink internet contract Ontario signed
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i think 2 things are clearly true: she’s every bit as evil and cruel and him, and she throws up in her mouth a little every time she’s close enough to smell his breath
JON 💜@jontrollz
i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this but melania is not a secret democrat, she's not a secret leftist, and she doesn't despise her husband either. she's a sociopathic pos who is just as complicit as her husband and his cabal
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@tveitidk I didn’t know how badly I wanted Robbie as Zidler until RIGHT NOW
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here’s a list of people i think should replace THAT man as zidler in moulin rouge and would be infinitely better:
-robbie williams
-liam gallagher
-damon albarn
-a hologram of george michael
-meryl streep
-cole escola
-aaron tveit in heavy makeup
-katya
-bill hader
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Not to humanize monsters but my money is on it was let her wear the bandaids or spend 40 mins dealing with the meltdowns when they were already 20 mins late.
Justin Hart@justin_hart
Parental litmus test: why is Vance's daughter wearing 3 bandaids?
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@ask_aubry Jesus Aubry, I’m on edge don’t scare me like that! 😅😅😅
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@Haggart9 I’m with you- that’s absolutely a sign from the universe
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@JulieSLalonde @DrTiffWattSmith Omg I am going to need this book badly
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Is anyone feeling a similar energy between the « TikTok is ending » and « why does anyone care about Robbie williams » discussions?
Like I don’t want my US friends to lose their apps and the slippery slope argument is valid, but there is a lot of world out there.
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@JulieSLalonde Recognized, loathed and would love to throw in the burn bin with the rest of the rubbish
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@sylva_sheridan Your Venn diagram of « best movies » and « kathy Bates » movies is a circle my man
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The part that annoys me about the Better Man discourse is everyone saying « it’s been out since Christmas and only made…. »
Most small to medium cities only got screenings last weekend. Will it become a hit? Probably not but let’s not bury it completely just yet.
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Having a kid on the autism spectrum does not absolve you of the obligation to teach him/her social skills to the best of your ability.
Life is not going to give them a free pass.
The Lethal Mindset@Fire_blade__
Unpopular opinion on Parenting that would get you in this position
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lost my dad and my soul dog 3 months apart now losing my mom 4 months later and I'm broken and in disbelief it's all happening
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As much as we all love to catch guys out on these pages (I found out my ex was cheating due to one) my absolute favorite posts are when the guys girl besties are like « he is the sweetest! For real please he deserves this so much! »
Grace@gracecamille_
my friend posted the guy she’d been seeing on one of those “are we dating the same man” groups and immediately got a call from a cop and a social worker and 3 months later had to testify during his divorce trial lmao
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Marriage is hard, but it shouldn’t be THAT hard.
The « marriage is hard and life isn’t a fairytale » lines we were fed as young girls to try to save us from disappointments led to many of us picking disappointing men bc that’s what we were told to expect.
Saba🔪@abeyyarsun
unpopular opinion on marriage that would get you in this position
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@JMSeaborn Doing the Vegas back to Canada thing the first change I always noticed was the damp/humidity. Second was cold.
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