Texanus Giganticus

The absolute best way to make your cast iron skillet nonstick: 🧵1/418

@HardPass4 The dolls are Wi-Fi enabled though...

What the fuck did I just watch

@Sofia50020Sofia I get out and help. what kind of gay ass question is this?

You pull up to pick your girl up for a date and you find her like this What do you do?

@thesadgamecock thought it was Ethiopian diarrhea food x.com/i/status/20328…

ain’t no way i’m seeing hash hate on my TL

@real_lord_miles Dr Gupta will take good care of you

Tonsillectomy wound ruptured, going to A&E, pray

@WallStreetApes I swear this account is pathologically incapable of understanding how compound interest works. We learned this in high school at the absolute latest.

American logs into her federal student aid account so we can see her actual loans and payments - She took out a $49,548.74 loan - She’s made 120 payments, paying $25,558.36 - Her current balance is $50,121.33 So after paying $25,558.36, she now owes more than she took out “It's all such a scam”

except that's your own ignorance of animal anatomy. odds are I've cooked beef in your country of quislings. The brisket will be the same. If it was not replete with collagen and connective tissue, the animal wouldn't be able to stand. It would be crippled. This is basic animal anatomy, that you would know if your education didn't end sometime before the age of 10. You cannot gelatinize collagen without burning the meat or drying it out unless you do so at a low temperature. this is not specific to any country nor any breed of cow.

@couchsecurity Are you maybe ESL? Nothing you've written has anything to do with what I said. I know that most of you "texans" are non-native English speakers... The point is that if you didn't have such shitty quality "beef," you wouldn't need to cook it like a hog to make it edible.

The amount of people who don’t know hash is alarming.

@BowTiedYukon @EricLDaugh

@EricLDaugh I can’t place my finger on it. What’s missing

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@AlejAvilaG camels, eye of the needle, etc. it's not a guarantee but it does present challenges.

Believing wealth is inherently immoral is a cognitive limitation. Virtue is not tied to poverty, nor corruption to wealth. Money is merely a tool — character is the true measure.

@intotheweids The cheesecake was so ass and yet I had to get it every single time I was a kid (or at least when the parents said we had the money)

I miss the green jello

@ShamashAran I tweaked my SI joint picking up a cat dish. I was basically out of commission for 2 weeks.

I coughed and pulled something in my back Getting old sucks

@TiffanyFong tried. every time I walked in to an audition they started yelling "Gojira" and running away

Japan needs you.

@GravySauceCream thank God there's food on my timeline that isn't whatever the hell South Carolina barbecue hash is supposed to be. this looks delicious. I don't even care about the hot sauce wars.

wild teal and andouille gumbo on the menu tonight. who comin over?

@RealDianeYap I'm pretty sure it was yesterday that you made a post about men needing to be a certain level of skinny. " just don't be fat" is not exactly a high bar.

She's 100% correct about how shallow men are, but before you dedicate yourself to corsets and makeup, consider this: Do you really want to be with someone for whom the delta between you putting on makeup and getting a BBL/boob job would change whether he wants to be with you?

You're at a young enough age that guys aren't yet used to women having gone through a crazy spell. You had a certifiably crazy spell, and you came out the other end of it lovely. I don't think you'll end up with a problem, even if today you feel like you have one. You know better than most sometimes the way we feel is not reality.

yes. the problem is that no man is willing to associate with a detransitioner. and it’s something i’ve had to give up to help God redirect girls and women.

@Dozy_Doats @RyanButBetter how the hell long do you think they cook whole hogs or pork shoulder dummy? it literally takes the exact same amount of time, and half the time the rub that you use is the exact same. tell me you've never run a smoker without telling me you've never run a smoker.

@RyanButBetter "High grade" but you have to do this convoluted process that takes literally half a day of cooking 🤣🤣 Then it still tastes like shit so you still have to smear "rub" all over it. Meanwhile in a civilized country I can have rare brisket cooked in minutes. How sad!

@elonmusk I see half naked Japanese thots instead of liberal bullshit so I don't hate it.

Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?

The NBA subsidizes the WNBA to the tune of about $15 million a year and owns just over half of it in order to offset deficits. the WNBA basically operates as a charity funded by the NBA. this is the NBA agreeing to give more money to the women because there's a product they can't earn it on their own. imagine the UFC hemorrhaging money every year.

@TevTalksMMA they don't have the NBA to bail them out. the WNBA loses money every year. this makes no mathematical sense.

The average UFC fighter can’t even go band for band with a benchwarmer in the WNBA omgggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #danawhiteisbald

@MayaMoofficial @TMZ If he was actually in fear for his life, she'd be dead. you are a special kind of stupid mother fucker aren't you. he's recording this so he has evidence so she can't claim that he attacked her. stop eating crayons.

@TMZ Reactive abuse! If the guy was actually in fear you would go the police not pick up the fucking phone it’s tall tell sign every time

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@cooneycongress You sound like a piece of shit. You're the kind of guy that would load people onto the cattle cars for refusing a vaccination.

I prosecuted the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers, and then Donald Trump himself. One week after he took office again, he fired me. Now I’m running for Congress to defend our democracy and restore the rule of law.